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    SC: (storms in, shouting angrily) "When was the last time you got that pump checked?"
    co-worker: "They're checked every month."
    SC: "Well that one's out, that tank's only 30 literes and it stopped at 37. What are you going to do about it?"
    co-worker: "Well sir, actually you looked at the..."
    SC: (interrupting) "How about I get the law involved? How about I tell the media how much you RIP PEOPLE OFF!?!"
    co-worker: "They'd laugh in your face, it's actually 37 dollars, just under 30 liters."
    SC: "Oh." (throws exact change on the counter, waddles off)

  • #2
    What the hell's he driving that only has a tank of 30L?
    If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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    • #3
      I've got a Scion XB. If bone dry it will only hold 10 gallons.

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      • #4
        Thirty litres sounds reasonable for a very small car. The Smart supposedly has 33L nominal plus 5L reserve.

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        • #5
          My Skoda has a tank of 35l or so...
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #6
            Let's see...my Toyota's tank is 13.2 gallons, while the MG's is only 12 gallons.
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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            • #7
              My Saturn has a 12.9 gallon tank....about 48L.
              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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              • #8
                Hey Pagan, I have a Saturn too. I think it has the same tank size (though I normally wind up getting about 10 gallons every time I fill it up).
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                  What the hell's he driving that only has a tank of 30L?
                  It was a small tractor or a large lawnmower, on a trailer.

                  For the record, the Smart ForTwo has a 30 liter tank. And 30 liters is just under 8 gallons.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    Hey Pagan, I have a Saturn too. I think it has the same tank size (though I normally wind up getting about 10 gallons every time I fill it up).
                    Don't tell me it's a '96 SC2! That would be just too scary!

                    Mine's been running better since it hit 100,000mi. I'm going to drive that thing into the ground. Since I'm going to be moving to Scotland in few years, I really don't want to even have to get a used car.
                    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                    • #11
                      I haz a Saturn too (2002 SL) and the gas tank is probably around the same size as Pagan's and EQ's.

                      I'm going to gas it up tomorrow--it's at slightly less than half a tank. I'll have to take note of how much it takes.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        11.9 gallons for my Hyundai Accent.
                        "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
                        - H. Beam Piper

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                        • #13
                          My old Ford Festiva only held eight gallons. Tiny car got great mileage, and back then it rarely cost me more than ten dollars to fill up.

                          I miss those days.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Fire_on_High View Post
                            11.9 gallons for my Hyundai Accent.
                            That sounds about right.

                            I love my accent 650+ km out of 40L
                            If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                              That sounds about right.

                              I love my accent 650+ km out of 40L
                              My Holden Barina's about the same, depending on if I use the air conditioner.

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