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    I work as a PC Technician or a consumer electronics chain that rhymes with Sir Cut Sitty. It's a long read so I apologize.

    Alright so this lady came in pretty irate. She had a pretty short temper and a thick new york accent -- the type that makes you sound like an asshole even when you're not. She brought in a Sony Vaio that she purchased about two years ago that was working just fine -- no problems, and professed to me that she had been at my store five times before.

    So she asks how to remove the battery as she had no idea how -- she was fearful due to the new recalls on many Sony Vaio models. I explained to her that it could be looked up by contacting Sony directly, but if she had not gotten a letter in the mail saying her battery was a recall then she really did not have to worry. We assured her that the heat she feels when using the laptop is relatively normal, especially for the 3k high-end model she purchased. She had us look it up on the internet and kept jabbing her finger into our 36" LCD that we use for a monitor at the tech bench to direct us to which link she wanted to see, no matter how much we would prefer to use another more official one.

    Anyway, Sony's official website didn't list much about this particular model (PCG K17L if I remember right) as it was discontinued so we couldn't find much. She started tearing into us, sniping little by little about just how useless we were as human beings. How, no matter how many time she "comes back to annoy us" we always do things for her but never fix her problems completely or something (because we could predict that she didn't know how to remove her battery?).

    After this, my co-tech takes a late lunch and leaves me all. alone. with. her.

    So she tells me that she wants to learn how to use her computer to it's fullest capacity, beyond merely sending E-mails and surfing the web. I of course reply "Sure, I can teach you a few thi--" but I was cut off mid word by a snappy retort!

    No! No I'm tired of you fucking people teaching me stuff. This stupid thing never came with a manual. Now get on google and look it up you should have one here in the store you sell it!!

    Well, actually ma'am the model was discontinued so we -don't- randomly have some of it's technical manu--

    No! NO NO! AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME!? I DONT WANT A STUPID TECHNICAL MANUAL I CAN PLUG IT IN (yeah you old hag you couldn't take out the battery..)! I WANT A USER GUIDE I NEVER GOT ONE!

    Ma'am new laptops come with the user guides on th--

    GET ME ONE!

    So we spent a futile hour searching the web for a vaio user manual. She wanted to learn how to take pictures with a digital camera and do 'multimedia stuff' or whatever. That takes more in depth tutorial that I can actually charge for and teach, however she didnt want to hear it, nor did she want to hear that newer laptop models come with help files/dynamic user guides on the actual system.

    She stormed out after that, claiming she'd bring her son (a lawyer) in to have our jobs.

    And now, I feel better.

  • #2
    Quoth Pezzle View Post
    She stormed out after that, claiming she'd bring her son (a lawyer) in to have our jobs.

    "Ma'am, your son wouldn't WANT our jobs, because he'd have to deal with people like YOU!!!!!!!"
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      WHAT IS IT WITH THAT THREAT??!?!? You really want my job that bad, here have it! I don't care.
      "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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      • #4
        Quoth Pezzle View Post
        So we spent a futile hour searching the web for a vaio user manual. She wanted to learn how to take pictures with a digital camera and do 'multimedia stuff' or whatever.
        "Well, ma'am, first you turn the camera on. Then you point it at the thing you want a picture of, and press the 'picture' button."

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        • #5
          Quoth Pezzle View Post
          So we spent a futile hour searching the web for a vaio user manual. She wanted to learn how to take pictures with a digital camera and do 'multimedia stuff' or whatever.
          "You know, ma'am, there are schools out there that specialise in that sort of thing. They take 18 months to teach 'multimedia stuff'. I cannot teach it to you in the course of my five hour shift, no matter how much you paid me."
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            Quoth Juwl View Post
            "You know, ma'am, there are schools out there that specialise in that sort of thing. They take 18 months to teach 'multimedia stuff'. I cannot teach it to you in the course of my five hour shift, no matter how much you paid me."

            12 Hour shift =) he he. I could teach her some basics, if only she'd let me.

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            • #7
              Quoth Pezzle View Post
              She stormed out after that, claiming she'd bring her son (a lawyer) in to have our jobs.
              If sonny boy really is a lawyer, with a degree and everything, you'll never see her again. Because she's his mom, he'll probably find a nice way of telling her she's a loon, and to stop bothering people and threatening them with him.

              Now if he's some putz who took two paralegal classes and now Mom thinks that makes him a lawyer, well then, all bets are off.
              Last edited by TonyDonuts; 10-23-2006, 07:20 AM.
              I have a map of the world. It's actual size.

              -- Steven Wright

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              • #8
                I'm guessing that the son has his mom on call block. Thus the need for Email.
                "Magic sometimes sounds like tape." - The Amazing Johnathan

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                • #9
                  Quoth Pezzle View Post
                  12 Hour shift =) he he. I could teach her some basics, if only she'd let me.
                  Ah, true, but that'd only be the basics, and then she'd be coming back constantly to learn how to do 'this thing' or 'that thing'...
                  "I call murder on that!"

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                  • #10
                    Here you can have my job too.

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                    • #11
                      Well Pezzle, if her son does manage to get your job, at least he'll be switching to an honorable profession!
                      Meow.........

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                      • #12
                        Quoth JustaCashier View Post
                        Well Pezzle, if her son does manage to get your job, at least he'll be switching to an honorable profession!
                        PC Technician: 1
                        Lawyer: -5

                        I'd like to see that lawyer try to do what we're about to be certified in. They actually want to make us able to work on the innards of laptops, servicing motherboards and power supplies as though we were the manufacturer themselves. That's hard as sin, even I'm nervous.

                        Good luck to the lawyer if he, literally, had my job.

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                        • #13
                          If it can make you feel better,

                          I work for the computer support departement of a big compagny and got yelled at last week by a tech because the laptop he was preparing did'nt have a mouse in the box.

                          The sad part isn't that he obstinated about the laptop comming with a mouse or not, but more because he yelled he could'nt install nothing without the mouse. The poor man never realized the big red button in the middle of the keyboard was the mouse.

                          And he's not a SC, but an actual PC technician!


                          Arrrggg!!!

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