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  • #16
    Quoth Mara-chan View Post
    ... because Golfers will try to reach in close to them to get their balls back.
    I don't golf but I'm pretty sure my ex- is at least part gator. It took years for them to grow back.
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    • #17
      I dare anyone afraid of the little Florida gators to go to the norther territory and have a look at some of the saltys up there, think 6 feet is big, try 6 meters.

      That's provided one of the hundreds of thousands of deadly snakes don't gett you first
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      • #18
        Quoth Bramblerose View Post
        I am really unsurprised. I once tried to keep a camper from working herself into dry heaving hysteria over the *potential* of wolf spiders.
        I don't remember going camping since I was 5! :shock: Damn, what have these meds got me doing?!?

        (Yeah, I know it's ridiculous, but spiders are my kryptonite. Especially ones with big fangs. )
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        • #19
          Quoth Nyoibo View Post
          "It's alright ma'am, the alligators are well trained, if you see one just rub his belly and it'll calm down"
          lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • #20
            I always thought alligator was rather tasty.? Maybe you need more Deep South people staying at your resort.

            "Yeah, we were gonna go out to eat on the mainland but then one of the kids caught a gator."
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            • #21
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Let's call Steve Irwin; he'll jam his thumb in the gator's butthole and make everything all better!

              I do believe this is what happens when you vacation someplace you haven't researched.
              Too soon, Irv. Too soon. *tsks*

              But, yeah. One really should investigate and research their vacation destinations before they book a trip. Otherwise the Giant Lake Leeches will get you!

              Or alligators if you want real threats that exist.
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              • #22
                Quoth Gabrielle Proctor View Post
                lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                Too soon, Irv. Too soon. *tsks*
                It's never too soon.
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                • #23
                  Quoth StanFlouride View Post
                  I don't golf but I'm pretty sure my ex- is at least part gator. It took years for them to grow back.


                  lolol Wow. There might be 'gators outside.... This truly was hilarious. Did not deserve a refund, though. Ah, well. Amazing.
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                  • #24
                    Alligators can get quite large, and if they're hungry they happily eat whatever shows up. There have been cases of alligators going into houses through open windows, apparently they climb well.

                    There was one alligator that was found a few years ago, quite large, that had learned to lie in wait by a hunting trail. The hunting dogs would go in, but they wouldn't come out. They cut a LOT of dog collars out of its belly.
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                    • #25
                      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      I'll take a gator over a spider any day...
                      I am with you on that one. I don't know how fast gators are, but I dont' really have to move faster than a gator, I just have to move faster than the person I am with. Spiders are sneaky, they attack without provocation, and are just ugly.
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                      • #26
                        Quoth tamezin View Post
                        I am with you on that one. I don't know how fast gators are, but I dont' really have to move faster than a gator, I just have to move faster than the person I am with. Spiders are sneaky, they attack without provocation, and are just ugly.
                        Gators are ambush predators, so they are very quick and fast but they will not give "chase" for more than a few feet. (like the myth about running in zig-zags. Doesn't matter.. a gator won't chase you down the street like a rabid dog). Also, being born and raised in South FL I can tell you they are not docile and people do literally get eaten now and then. You're still more likely to get struck by lightning though. But the worst thing people can do is start feeding them and crap and making them lose their fear of humans. They are not social animals. A gator who is used to humans could very easily one day decide: "I wonder what that bi-ped thing that tosses me meat tastes like. Let's try." They don't care. You don't create a bond with an aligator.
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                        • #27
                          Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                          They don't care. You don't create a bond with an aligator.

                          No you don't. I live in South Florida too.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                            Gators are ambush predators, so they are very quick and fast but they will not give "chase" for more than a few feet. (like the myth about running in zig-zags. Doesn't matter.. a gator won't chase you down the street like a rabid dog).
                            Not entirely a myth for crocs though, they sometimes will chase, but you usually have to piss them off.
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                            • #29
                              Quoth Salesmonkey View Post
                              I always thought alligator was rather tasty.? Maybe you need more Deep South people staying at your resort.

                              "Yeah, we were gonna go out to eat on the mainland but then one of the kids caught a gator."

                              Sadly enough I know quite a few people who this would be 100% true.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Madhatter_67_85 View Post
                                Sadly enough I know quite a few people who this would be 100% true.
                                My uncle did it once

                                He lives on a canal that empties into the Gulf of Mexico. Few years ago, his son was swimming in the canal, and a gator came up near him. My uncle saw the gator, grabbed a hunting knife, and dove in.

                                Needless to say, they had gator meat for awhile
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