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I dare anyone afraid of the little Florida gators to go to the norther territory and have a look at some of the saltys up there, think 6 feet is big, try 6 meters.
That's provided one of the hundreds of thousands of deadly snakes don't gett you firstIf I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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Quoth Bramblerose View PostI am really unsurprised. I once tried to keep a camper from working herself into dry heaving hysteria over the *potential* of wolf spiders.
(Yeah, I know it's ridiculous, but spiders are my kryptonite. Especially ones with big fangs.)
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Quoth Nyoibo View Post"It's alright ma'am, the alligators are well trained, if you see one just rub his belly and it'll calm down"
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostLet's call Steve Irwin; he'll jam his thumb in the gator's butthole and make everything all better!
I do believe this is what happens when you vacation someplace you haven't researched.
But, yeah. One really should investigate and research their vacation destinations before they book a trip. Otherwise the Giant Lake Leeches will get you!
Or alligators if you want real threats that exist.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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Quoth StanFlouride View PostI don't golf but I'm pretty sure my ex- is at least part gator. It took years for them to grow back.
lolol Wow. There might be 'gators outside.... This truly was hilarious. Did not deserve a refund, though. Ah, well. Amazing.
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Alligators can get quite large, and if they're hungry they happily eat whatever shows up. There have been cases of alligators going into houses through open windows, apparently they climb well.
There was one alligator that was found a few years ago, quite large, that had learned to lie in wait by a hunting trail. The hunting dogs would go in, but they wouldn't come out. They cut a LOT of dog collars out of its belly.Labor boards have info on local laws for free
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostI'll take a gator over a spider any day...Tamezin
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Quoth tamezin View PostI am with you on that one. I don't know how fast gators are, but I dont' really have to move faster than a gator, I just have to move faster than the person I am with. Spiders are sneaky, they attack without provocation, and are just ugly.
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Quoth BaristaTrav View PostGators are ambush predators, so they are very quick and fast but they will not give "chase" for more than a few feet. (like the myth about running in zig-zags. Doesn't matter.. a gator won't chase you down the street like a rabid dog).If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate
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Quoth Salesmonkey View PostI always thought alligator was rather tasty.? Maybe you need more Deep South people staying at your resort.
"Yeah, we were gonna go out to eat on the mainland but then one of the kids caught a gator."
Sadly enough I know quite a few people who this would be 100% true.
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Quoth Madhatter_67_85 View PostSadly enough I know quite a few people who this would be 100% true.
He lives on a canal that empties into the Gulf of Mexico. Few years ago, his son was swimming in the canal, and a gator came up near him. My uncle saw the gator, grabbed a hunting knife, and dove in.
Needless to say, they had gator meat for awhile<Insert clever signature here>
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