....then for the love of all that is Holy, do NOT open your big mouth and tell someone else about it!!!!!!
Had a guy in the store today looking at flash memory cards for cameras. I approached him and asked if I could help him.
SC: No. I have a $50 gift card for Staples and I was looking for something i could buy, then return at Wal-Mart so I can get xBox Live.

Me: Um, you DO know you aren't supposed to do that, right?
SC: Yeah, I know, but it works.
Me: Ah.....you know that it's ILLEGAL, right?
SC: Yeah, I know.

SC girlfriend: Do you carry xBox live.
Me: No.
I fixed the guy with the best "you're a dumbass" look I could muster. I mean seriously, that's just NOT the sort of thing you tell someone. For all he knows, I could be a cop working a second job to make ends meet (I'm not, but he has no way of knowing), in which case I'd bust your ass for that.
However, I did do the next best thing. I took his description down, obtained a duplicate of his receipt, then I called the Wal-Mart down the road and gave their MOD a heads up about the guy.
Me: I'm sure you probably have different UPCs for these, but I wanted to give you a heads up. He bought [mem card] and [different mem card] and [sticky notes].
Wal-Mart MOD (sounding resigned to her fate): Well unfortunately, if they're in my system, I may not be able to stop it.
Me: OK. I just wanted to let you know.
WM MOD: Yes, thank you. I appreciate that. Have a nice day.
With any luck, they took my warning seriously, AND the items didn't scan in over there, and this idiot and his GF got busted for theft by deception.
Of course, knowing how screwed up the retail world is, they probably succeeded in their scam.
Had a guy in the store today looking at flash memory cards for cameras. I approached him and asked if I could help him.
SC: No. I have a $50 gift card for Staples and I was looking for something i could buy, then return at Wal-Mart so I can get xBox Live.

Me: Um, you DO know you aren't supposed to do that, right?
SC: Yeah, I know, but it works.
Me: Ah.....you know that it's ILLEGAL, right?
SC: Yeah, I know.

SC girlfriend: Do you carry xBox live.
Me: No.
I fixed the guy with the best "you're a dumbass" look I could muster. I mean seriously, that's just NOT the sort of thing you tell someone. For all he knows, I could be a cop working a second job to make ends meet (I'm not, but he has no way of knowing), in which case I'd bust your ass for that.
However, I did do the next best thing. I took his description down, obtained a duplicate of his receipt, then I called the Wal-Mart down the road and gave their MOD a heads up about the guy.

Me: I'm sure you probably have different UPCs for these, but I wanted to give you a heads up. He bought [mem card] and [different mem card] and [sticky notes].
Wal-Mart MOD (sounding resigned to her fate): Well unfortunately, if they're in my system, I may not be able to stop it.
Me: OK. I just wanted to let you know.
WM MOD: Yes, thank you. I appreciate that. Have a nice day.
With any luck, they took my warning seriously, AND the items didn't scan in over there, and this idiot and his GF got busted for theft by deception.

Of course, knowing how screwed up the retail world is, they probably succeeded in their scam.

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