Yes I have big bewbs and may be pretty...

[fireheart]

...that does not mean "I'm single, please flirt with me!"

Had a guy come through my line today while I was covering my coworkers lunchbreak. Starts out OK, makes a few weird jokes, nothing out of the ordinary.

Then he drops this wonderful gem:

"So uh, are you gonna strip search me or what?"



Bear in mind, I did NOT check his bags (federal law states that bags need to be A4 size minimum to be checked) and of all things, he kept staring at my chest during the entire transaction.
At that point, my voice lost its usual cheeriness, I finished the transaction and sent the asshole on his way. Next time though, I'll put security on him....will I be so attractive once I set them on you?

Also, does anyone here know if the "he/she's my boy/girlfriend, I don't think they'll be happy to know you hit on me!" line actually works while using a coworker? I'm tempted to do it, but dunno how well it works. I was planning on using the bigger guys to do so-most of them would be willing

[Akasa]

For the question on the claiming a willing co-worker bf:
If they are big and aren't always smiling then yes they are a good deterrent. The more muscular the better. Also look at body language, do they walk around w/ their sholders back and head high? These guys seem the most unnerving.
(Yes I speak from experience.)

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I think it's appalling how claiming an SO is the most likely deterrent for a creep. Treating someone with respect is SOOO beyond their tiny capabilities nevermind no one wants them smarming all over the place.

Might ask the potential Claim'd SO CW if they'd mind. Just in case.

[fireheart]

I am gonna ask HorrorFrog, but since I really can't snap back at them and call them assholes, let alone get them banned from the store....I may just stick to "I have a boyfriend" while not necessarily claiming a coworker I DO have a life outside of work

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Well, you could always say you can't wait to get the REST of the operation.

In a really deep voice.

[fireheart]

that would be hilarious!

[persephone]

That always annoys me. I will never understand why some guys think that girls always want to be hit on! I mean, a cashier at a store, a bartender, a waitress is caught and really can't leave. Do you REALLY think they want all kinds of random guys hitting on them?

Also, what's with guys walking on the street or driving by cat calling or hitting on you? I'm sorry -- you're skeezy and creepy and I want NOTHING to do with you! And don't call me a b*tch when I ignore you either -- I just want to be left alone!

Some guys.....

I'm sorry you had to deal with it! I used to get this when I waitressed and I'd just point to our bouncer (VERY big and muscular, NEVER smiled) and say "Thanks, but I don't think he'd appreciate it very much" and let them take from that what they would.

[VenomX]

/me stares and cat calls all the pretty ladies in this thread.. :P

[Bliss]

*tasers venomx*

[DerangedHermit]

*tasers venomx*

Some people get off on that, you know

[Peppergirl]

I don't necessarily always want to be flirted with, but I do love it when one of the boys comes along to one of these threads and throws out the "This thread is useless without pics" line.

Also, when you get to be my age, the lame flirting actually becomes amusing and creepily flattering. Especially when the guys are young enough to be my kids.

(Please note, the above line is just MY opinion about getting old and hit on, YMMV)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I don't necessarily always want to be flirted with, but I do love it when one of the boys comes along to one of these threads and throws out the "This thread is useless without pics" line.

I'm surprised it's taken this long:

[jerkface11]

I've gotta agree with Irv here. You can't tell us you're hot and then not show us.

[Peppergirl]

I've gotta agree with Irv here. You can't tell us you're hot and then not show us.

While I'm sure the OP is lovely, you might be happy to know there are some very attractive females over in the pics area.

[jerkface11]

Unfortunately I have dialup and little patience.