"I don't want to talk to you!"

[HowMayIHelpYouToday]

Synopsis:

Spanish line:
SC: Refund that overdraft fee.
Me: No.
SC: Why not?
Me: Because if a customer could call in and get all OD fees reversed there wouldn't be an incentive not to overdraw the account again.

English line:
SC: Do you speak Spanish?
Me: Yes I do!
SC: I just talked to somebody and they didn't really want to help me, they weren't doing their job right.
Me: I'm the one you talked to.
SC: I want someone else!
Me: You'll have to call back.
SC: Whiny voice: But I have to wait too long for a representative.
Me: I'll be more than happy to go over the account with you.
SC: But I don't like you.
Me: Then you have to call back.

<click>

I'm watching Burn After Reading and I cringed during the scene where Cox is screaming at the bank rep. We get people like him every day

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

"I don't wanna talk to you because you tell me things I dun wanna hear and--DADDY! THEY"RE PICKING ON ME!"

[Apathy]

Step one: Overdraft your account
Step two: Become indignant when punished
Step three: Assume the punishment will be revoked because you asked

Step four: GDIAF

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Step one: Overdraft your account
Step two: Become indignant when punished
Step three: Assume the punishment will be revoked because you asked

Step four: GDIAF

Wait, where's the Profit?

[HowMayIHelpYouToday]

GDIAF? What's that?

[Kheldarson]

GDIAF: Go Die In A Fire.

[Apathy]

Wait, where's the Profit?

There is no profit for the stupid.

[malmalthekiller]

"I don't want to talk to you." UGH.

I was answering phones one day (I'm usually too busy to, but there's another department that does it, but I try to help out.)

And I answer the phone:

Her: YES, I've been waiting on the phoen for 20 minutes, and I've been put on hold two times. I don't know what kind of games you people are playing, but I want to transfer me to a manager NOW.
Me: Well I'm sorry ma'am, but I just answered the phone now, I don't know who put you on hold twice, but who did you need to speak to?
Her: A MANAGER.
Me: Alright, what manager?
Her:....
Me: Well, what is this in regards to?
Her: ARE YOU A MANAGER?
Me: -no
Her: THEN I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
Me: Well, I'm asking because if I don't know what your question is in regards to, I can't have the correct manager answer your call, but if that's how it is, you have to wait for the next one to become available.

ANd I put her ass on hold again, but paged a manager. wtf?

[PepperElf]

I had to google it too.
Go die in a fire

[HowMayIHelpYouToday]

If you have a certain amount of money you get a special line. I work after-hours so I get them all when other depts are closed. Someone this morning asked me if I was that special line and I said no, and she said "Oh so you're plain customer service."


#^@T^%$^#

[MannersMakethMan]

Wait, where's the Profit?

Here's the profit:

Step four: GDIAF

One less SC! A sort of 'Burn After Calling' if you will.

Of course, CS doesn't condone violence etc...