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Why is it people no longer expect to pay to do business with a company? We offer a service, we charge for it, accept this fact and get on with your life already!
Two separate incidents:
1) Asshat #1 calls and demands I lower his rate. Just like that - poof, he wants it reduced. Imagine walking into 7-11 to buy a beer for $3.00, but you tell the cashier, "I demand you sell this to me for less." Hey, Dipshit - if you don't like the price, go somewhere else. This is what I have to offer, and this is what I'm charging. I don't care if my competitor down the road is offering a similar product for 5% less - even if it's similar in function, it's not the exact same.
2) Asshat #2 calls to delete a vehicle from his insurance policy, leaving just one remaining car. I tell him his new premium, and he says, "FOR ONE CAR!?!?!" Well, yes, you idiot - that ONE CAR is a 2008 PORSCHE SUV 4x4. What the fuck did you think, the insurance would be comparable to a '73 Plymouth Volare? Think! And, on top of that, why are you bitching about the insurance? If you can afford a $70,000 automobile, and actually go out to buy it, you have no right to bitch about the insurance rates. Maybe you shouldn't live like a Hollywood movie star if you're that uncomfortable with your budget.
ALSO - two quick rant-and-raves:
1) I honestly do not give a flying fuck if your best friend/neighbor/co-worker/whatever pays a hundred dollars less per month for their insurance. Perhaps your three DUI's and $70,000 vehicle are why you're paying so much. Deal with it.
2) I could care less if you threaten me that you're going to shop around. Good - go. That's one less Assclown who's going to bitch about our rates. Like I really believe our competitor's rates are that much cheaper, especially with your three DUI's and $70,000 vehicle.
Two separate incidents:
1) Asshat #1 calls and demands I lower his rate. Just like that - poof, he wants it reduced. Imagine walking into 7-11 to buy a beer for $3.00, but you tell the cashier, "I demand you sell this to me for less." Hey, Dipshit - if you don't like the price, go somewhere else. This is what I have to offer, and this is what I'm charging. I don't care if my competitor down the road is offering a similar product for 5% less - even if it's similar in function, it's not the exact same.
2) Asshat #2 calls to delete a vehicle from his insurance policy, leaving just one remaining car. I tell him his new premium, and he says, "FOR ONE CAR!?!?!" Well, yes, you idiot - that ONE CAR is a 2008 PORSCHE SUV 4x4. What the fuck did you think, the insurance would be comparable to a '73 Plymouth Volare? Think! And, on top of that, why are you bitching about the insurance? If you can afford a $70,000 automobile, and actually go out to buy it, you have no right to bitch about the insurance rates. Maybe you shouldn't live like a Hollywood movie star if you're that uncomfortable with your budget.
ALSO - two quick rant-and-raves:
1) I honestly do not give a flying fuck if your best friend/neighbor/co-worker/whatever pays a hundred dollars less per month for their insurance. Perhaps your three DUI's and $70,000 vehicle are why you're paying so much. Deal with it.
2) I could care less if you threaten me that you're going to shop around. Good - go. That's one less Assclown who's going to bitch about our rates. Like I really believe our competitor's rates are that much cheaper, especially with your three DUI's and $70,000 vehicle.
) Oh wait, there's that logic again... 
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