There is a God!

[Boggles]

I've just had a young lad in the shOp trying to be all cool and with it.

He was generally being annoying and cheeky and, in the modern style had his jeans hanging just south of his boxer shorts.

He bought a couple of large bags of sweets and stuffed them in his pockets. As he turned to leave gravity decided that his jeans were defying the law and took steps to solve this problem. His jeans began a slow descent and landed around his ankles to the amusement of everyone else in the shop.

[ralerin]

Ha ha ha! Justice. Did you get the bags of candy in the end?

[LibraryLady]

A few years ago I saw something like that. A Gangsta wanna-be who was about 15 years old, six feet tall and probably weighed all of 100 lbs was waiting to cross the street. His pants were so low that an older lady waiting to cross the street with me said, "He's gotta have pins or velcro in there."

We laughed together. We laughed even louder when the Gangsta's pants lost purchase and fell down in the middle of the road.

"Well", she said. "He didn't have either. did he?"

[MadMike]

"Well", she said. "He didn't have either. did he?"

I imagine that wasn't all he didn't have.

[Forensic Waitress]

I remeber once when I was heading for work and there were these guys in pants like that but they were running for the Tube and all were having to hold their pants up but for one it didn't work and the pants fell tripping him and making him go head over heels. It was the funniest thing.

[chinashirtgirl]

My boyfriend and I were walking down the street behind one of these guys and his pants really seemed like they were defying the laws of gravity... I started laughing because it really seemed to me that they were going to fall at any moment.¨

Then the guy reaches around to his back and I thought that he was about to pull up his pants but instead he just pulled down his shirt to cover up his underpants!

In the end we had to turn off the street and take another way because I was afraid he would hear me laughing and if they did happen to fall (which I thought was eminent) I wouldn't be able to control myself and I didn't want to do that, I thought it would be rude.

[1756GR2]

Son tried that many, many years back when he was 12 or 13. As he walked by me in the house, I reached out and _very_ lightly tugged on the side seam. Plop! Pants around the ankles. And the poor kid was commando at the time (which I hadn't known until the "reveal"). Never wore 'em again.

[LadyAndreca]

Son tried that many, many years back when he was 12 or 13. As he walked by me in the house, I reached out and _very_ lightly tugged on the side seam. Plop! Pants around the ankles. And the poor kid was commando at the time (which I hadn't known until the "reveal"). Never wore 'em again.

I did that to my brother once, in front of both my parents. It was one of those "hmm, that looks tempting" moments. I just reached over, light tug...and yep, he was commando.

He never wore his pants that low again. And all three of my brothers wore belts from then on.

[Gawdzillers]

Ha ha ha! Justice. Did you get the bags of candy in the end?

He bought them before he put them in his pants.

[Sliceanddice]

i have one thing about the undie showing wear...
at least guys are now wearing underwear (shudders to remember when they didnt)

[jedimaster91]

A middle-aged guy came into work some time ago with pants so low/baggy, that even when he was feably holding them up, his tighty-whities were still visable. ALL of his tighty-whities. That's right, folks, his pants sagged so low I was seeing skin. *shudder*

[Jester]

As he turned to leave gravity decided that his jeans were defying the law and took steps to solve this problem.

An awesome local musician I know talks in his act sometimes about his days as a roofer, and why being a musician is a better job. One of his reasons:

"Remember, kids, gravity's not just a suggestion--now it's the law!"

[Shpepper]

I saw an example of this just the other day. The kid was wearing what were supposed to be knee length shorts. They were almost floor length as he had them firmly settles at the bottom of his bottom. That's right kiddies, he didn't even try to cover it up. That made the old question of boxers or briefs easily answered.








boxer briefs if you must know.

[Broomjockey]

There have been days where I've just forgotten my belt (Only own one, so if I leave them in one pair overnight, then grab a different pair in the morning, it can happen), and then stuff like that happens, and I always feel a right tool for having to hold them up. I can't imagine how people do it on purpose to feel "cool."

[Jester]

There have been days where I've just forgotten my belt....

A belt is pretty necessary for me, as I wear cargo shorts and, well, I generally have a cargo. On a typical day, I will have in my shorts my (ridiculously overstuffed with nonsense I don't need) wallet, my cell phone, my keys, a few decks of cards, coins, a few other sundry items (depending on the day), etc., etc.

That being said, even my loosest shorts, at their most stuffed, without a belt, only hang slightly akimbo (a milder version of Han Solo's gun belt is a great example), and definitely only expose a small portion of my undies (if I am wearing them) or my hip (if I am commando).

In other words, I think these people are fucking idiots.