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  • Nope, not fine...

    Okay I wanna know who I was channeling today...come on...fess up....

    Actors:
    CG - College Girl
    ME - Me...of course.


    CG: We fixed our steps can we have our mail?
    Me: *eyeing the steps* They don't look safe to me.
    CG: God you are such a bitchy wimp. They are FINE.

    College girl goes to 'stomp' down the steps to me...she ends up on her rear in front of me after slipping down the last three (of seven) steps.

    CG: *looking at me and blinking confused*
    Me: Don't look fine to me.



    Seriously who made me say that? I wanna know...I even did it deadpan before asking if she was okay after such a sliding fall down the steps. I think I need a vacation.

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    Dude, I don't even care. I wish I could claim it was me.
    If there’s one thing women love, it’s the guy that just can’t seem to find the line that divides “Ha Ha” and “Stacey, get your purse, we’re leaving before he comes back.”.

    --Gravekeeper

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    • #3
      I think the name you're looking for is KARMA.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        Heh, we should almost take a poll. "Who did this sound most like?"
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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        • #5
          That was EPIC. Bwahahhahahahaha....

          What was her response to that?

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          • #6
            Quoth Aethian View Post
            CG: God you are such a bitchy wimp. They are FINE.
            I'm still sticking with Karma. After all, they do say she's a bitch.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              So, what did she say afterward?
              Who hears all your prayers? Why, the NSA, of course!

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              • #8
                My guess is that you were chaneling GK.
                To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                • #9
                  Karma sounds good to me.
                  If you don't like my attitude, talk to the manager!!! Oh, wait, that would be me!!

                  Yes, I'm the manager. I'm also known as "the brick wall".

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                  • #10
                    *whistles*


                    Sorry Aethian. I was in a good mood today and felt I should share the wealth.

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                    • #11
                      Mmmmmmm... karma.

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                      • #12
                        It wasn't me, I had my nose buried in a book all day.
                        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Aethian View Post
                          CG: *looking at me and blinking confused*
                          Me: Don't look fine to me.
                          Er...that's how I am all the time. I actually ramp it back for work. Bravo.
                          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                          Hoc spatio locantur.

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                          • #14
                            Karma B*tch Slap !
                            "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                            • #15
                              I nominate Lupo

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