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I'm glad that what I collect is not available in stores...nor is it something that most (sane) people would ever even consider collecting.
If you are squeamish, now is the time to move on.
I collect dog and cat testicles. It started when I worked at the animal hospital and had my own cat neutered. I was recently divorced, and discovered that I could keep them in formaldehyde on my computer desk at home, and warn any guys I was dating that they needed to behave, or thiers could be up there, too! The guy I later married was (and still is) well behaved!
Being an emergency hospital, we did neuters as a courtesy if the animal had to be anesthetized for other reasons, if the owner wanted it done. I got to keep the "spare parts" to add to my collection.
Now, I collect only those of my own animals, or of friends'. My current vet knows and accepts this. In fact, when a friend went in to have her dog done, she asked to keep the bits, and they asked her if she knew me!
Starting on Tuesday, I'll be fostering 3 Pomeranians, and I have been requested to get all 3 done. Collection expansion!
If you are squeamish, now is the time to move on.
I collect dog and cat testicles. It started when I worked at the animal hospital and had my own cat neutered. I was recently divorced, and discovered that I could keep them in formaldehyde on my computer desk at home, and warn any guys I was dating that they needed to behave, or thiers could be up there, too! The guy I later married was (and still is) well behaved!
Being an emergency hospital, we did neuters as a courtesy if the animal had to be anesthetized for other reasons, if the owner wanted it done. I got to keep the "spare parts" to add to my collection.
Now, I collect only those of my own animals, or of friends'. My current vet knows and accepts this. In fact, when a friend went in to have her dog done, she asked to keep the bits, and they asked her if she knew me!
Starting on Tuesday, I'll be fostering 3 Pomeranians, and I have been requested to get all 3 done. Collection expansion!
That reminds me of a flyer I saw on the Community Events bulletin board at the local burrito place. It was for a charity spaghetti dinner, which was to benefit a spay/neuter program. They called it a "Spay-ghetti and No Balls Dinner."
I'll give them points for humour, though.
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