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  • Carryout Woes (Long, sorry)

    I've been wanting to do this topic for a while, so I figured I might as well do it now.

    Because I have all the exercise equipment in my department, as well as being located by Furniture, Electronics, and Layaway (not much longer), I end up doing a lot of the carryouts for my store. While they are nice to do when bored or with nothing important immediately needing to be done, they can still suck. And take in mind, with me working at Wal-Mart, all the furniture is in boxes and is not assembled

    Most carryouts go off without a hitch, but a few memorable ones, both good and bad, stick out in my mind.

    Good ones (There's enough negativity in my posts as it is, so I'll start with the good stuff)

    - A guy who bought an entire furniture collection (about three pieces of a particular set) and pulled up in a U-Haul truck, I couldn't have been happier

    - They guy who bought 20 folding canopies (total came out to almost $2000, he worked for a city) and pulled up in a flatbed truck.

    - The 20 minute break the furniture guy and I got to have after someone's wife picked up their layaway, realized it wouldn't fit, and we got to sit outside until someone with a Suburban drove up

    - And finally, the guy that bought furniture out of all it's folding chairs, required two pallet jacks to take them all, and had us load it all into his Yukon

    Now for the bad

    - The dresser I took out for this girl who had to be close to my age. She pulled up in a yellow Mustang. That's not the bad part, the car was a convertible with the top down. What was bad was the huge pit bull she had sitting in the passenger seat that probably would have ripped my hand off had I tried to pet it

    - The guy who called ahead to get FOUR armoire sets that were on clearance, and pulled up in a 2007 Camry. It took us two associates 20 minutes to load all those armoires into the car, to which the guy said, "I guess I should have just got two instead)

    -The guy who wanted me to put a 27-inch TV into the back of a Geo Metro

    -The guy who was PISSED because we couldn't fit a 52-inch TV into his Impala. When asked if he had a truck, he said hew did, but he didn't feel like driving down the street to get it

    - And finally, my friends parents, people who I have known since I was 8, picking up an entertainment center they put on Layaway. Knowing perfectly well they had an F-150, I had hopes. They pulled in their Camry, explained they were half-way there when they realized they should have brought the truck. It fit no problem, but I can't help bu think that I was only not mad at them because I knew them.

    There's more, but this post is long enough. I'll post the rest later

  • #2
    The Good

    -man askes me to carry out a 72" wardrobe and he has a small school bus

    The Bad

    - asked to put an entire swing set with slide (essentially a playground in a box) into an accord.....
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    • #3
      I had kind of a sucky one today.

      Guy bought a big bunkbed frame and pulled up in a Blazer. Problem was he had a bunch of big speakers for his aduio system in back, so we had to lift the thing over the seats and it wasn't light.

      Worst one I think I ever had was the dumb ass who bought some heavy thing, helped me lift it over the seats of his van, then went inside and pulled on the strap holding the box shut. He pulled it a little too hard and the box hit him right in the face. Then, he began cursing and screaming at me because evidently he just had surgery on his nose or something and he accused me of pushing it when I shouldn't have.
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      • #4
        The Good:
        Customer bought 2 futons, and having a F-250

        The Bad:
        Customer buying a Dresser Cabinet, and having a VW Beetle (old School)
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        • #5
          The Bad:
          Customer buying a Dresser Cabinet, and having a VW Beetle (old School)
          Did you have to load it in the front? Those old-school bugs have the engine in the rear.

          And if the dresser stuck out and required the hood to be raised a bit, how could the customer see enough to drive home?
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          • #6
            Quoth Rocko View Post
            The guy who wanted me to put a 27-inch TV into the back of a Geo Metro

            What, you couldn't put the back seats down to make the trunk area bigger? My Mommy's Geo had little pull knobbies.
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            • #7
              I know what you mean...

              The good
              Anyone with a truck, or a SUV/minivan where you can fold the seats into the floor or something

              The bad
              My first day, some older couple with British accents, a BBQ and a small, fairly nice car... I had to take it out of the box and put all the pieces in the back seat

              Also anyone who asks for rope/bungee cords. I always have one or two in my trunk with my jumper cables and emergency stuff... yet customers are always asking for free ones once I'm outside loading it up... yeah, do you know how cheap the company is? Just ask how much I make and how long I've been working there. You'll get a good idea.

              People with lots of crap in there already

              And anyone who asks me "so, how are we going to fit this in?"
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              • #8
                Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                What, you couldn't put the back seats down to make the trunk area bigger? My Mommy's Geo had little pull knobbies.
                It's really a clearance issue. Can't squeeze it through the back door, can't squeeze it in the trunk anyway.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Rocko View Post
                  -The guy who was PISSED because we couldn't fit a 52-inch TV into his Impala.
                  A television set wouldn't fit into an Impala? Those things are bloody huge! Must have been one o' them new Impalas, they made 'em smaller in '99, same year they gave them those stupid googly-eye tail lamps.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Rocko View Post
                    -The guy who wanted me to put a 27-inch TV into the back of a Geo Metro
                    Okay, I bought a 20" TV and I could BARELY squeeze it into the back of my Beretta.

                    If it were not in the box - it would have been a lot easier. However, I didn't ask anyone to help me with it. The suckiest thing about loading it wasn't actually loading it. I was in a good parking spot. Really close to the store. While I was struggling with loading the thing into the backseat, I had not one but two cars pull up and sit there and wait for me to get done squeezing this thing into the backseat. The first lady pulled up, and sat there for about 5 minutes with her blinker on - at one point, I stopped struggling, stood there and blinked at her for a few seconds while I caught my breath and then continued on with the struggle. She got the point and moved on. The next person who pulled up was a couple and they didn't sit there nearly as long - maybe two minutes before they realized I was not going anywhere anytime soon. I think it took me 15 minutes to load it.

                    Edited to add:

                    The funniest thing - I thought for sure when I got home it was going to be a bitch - NOPE - slid right out!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth IhateCrappyTire View Post
                      Also anyone who asks for rope/bungee cords.

                      god i hate that. whenever they ask i just say 'yup we got some in the automotives sections if you wish to purchase some' some dont take that to kindly since of course we are supposed to just hand over merchendise because your car cant hold a full blown entertainment system when we do offer a delivery service.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth lordlundar View Post
                        It's really a clearance issue. Can't squeeze it through the back door, can't squeeze it in the trunk anyway.
                        I was kidding, anyway.

                        Trying to fit anything more than the driver in a Geo Metro is a major pain.
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                        • #13
                          Oops, I should have been more specific on the car types

                          -The Geo was a hatch-back, even with the rear seat folded up the TV would only go halfway in. Fortunately the guy had rope

                          -The Impala was one of the newer, much smaller models

                          I seriously don't know what these people are thinking sometimes

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                          • #14
                            Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                            I was kidding, anyway.

                            Trying to fit anything more than the driver in a Geo Metro is a major pain.
                            Well, if it breaks down, at least you can pick it up and carry it home

                            If you really want to have fun, try getting a lawnmower into a Renault Alliance. One of my high school teachers had one of those. It looked like the mower would fit into the trunk, but the box was a bit too tall. It wouldn't fit on the passenger seat, nor in the back seat...simply because on that car, the front seats were fixed in place. The only solution, was to take everything out of the box, throw it in the trunk, then fold the box up and dump it into the back seat.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Sofar View Post
                              A television set wouldn't fit into an Impala? Those things are bloody huge! Must have been one o' them new Impalas, they made 'em smaller in '99, same year they gave them those stupid googly-eye tail lamps.
                              Even if it was an older Impala, I don't think I could fit a 27-inch TV in the trunk, much less a 52-inch one.

                              The opening into the trunk isn't that wide. It would stick out quite a bit and be tricky to get the trunk lid tied down.

                              General rule of thumb: bring a truck or a van if you're buying a 20-inch TV or bigger. Car doors don't open wide enough for me to get the box in the back seat.
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