booze at the library

[depechemodefan]

Guy walks in with a bottle with some golden-colored liquied. I thought it was a bottle of olive oil with herbs in it (since it looked like green things were in it) but the guard turns to me and says, "is that wine?'

So the guard calls out to get the guy's attention:

guard: sir!
guy: *turns, on the defensive* what!
guard: is that wine?
guy: *walking toward us* yes, I need to use the bathroom.
guard: you can't have that in here.
guy: *puts bottle on my desk; I noticed that it doesn't have floating green stuff in it* Well, can I leave it here?
guy is looking at me, guard isn't saying anything
me: *inner sigh* no, sorry, you can't leave it here. YOu have to take it out.
guy: *leaving* well, I guess I just have to pee in my pants.
me and guard: sorry.

This is our policy in part:
The following behaviors and activities are prohibited on library property (inside or outside library buildings):

• Acts that are subject to prosecution under criminal or civil codes of law.
• Physical abuse, assault, public lewdness, indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.
• Use of obscene, abusive, insulting or threatening language.
• Possessing or being under the influence of alcohol or illegal drugs

So sorry charlie. and he's a guy, why not whip it out like the homeless in the bushes? And why not hide the bottle of wine, in a sack?

[ralerin]

Golden liquid? Oh dear...for a second I thought it was pee.