I've got too many receipts!

[Gibbo]

This happened a few months ago. When you get fuel where I work you get two receipts, the normal till receipt and a seperate fuel receipt and when anyone asks for a receipt we just tend to give them both out.

One night a customer asked me for a receipt so I gave him both receipts as we usually do. About a minute later he comes storming back in.

Idiot: Why I have I got two receipts!!?
Me: You always get two receipts for fuel, the till receipt and the VAT one.
Idiot: But I only wanted one!!!
Me: Just throw away the one you don't want.
Idiot: D***head! <then he walked out.>
Me and CW:

[Mnemjian]

How dare you... give him... his... receipts?

I never heard that one before

[bainsidhe]

"You're killing trees!" he shouts. Then scampers off to his Hummer.