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  • All of this abuse over calling the wrong number!

    Why, oh why do I deal with this? I work for a telecommunications company, not a bank, and yet we oftentimes get calls from people looking for their bank. Most often, the customers will apologize and hang up, but not this moron I had a while back:

    SC: Espanol?

    Me: No, sir. One moment, and I will see if I have a Spanish speaker.

    SC: Need Espanol.

    Me: Ok, sir. Hold on while I try to locate........

    SC: Listen, motherfucker. I have been transferred five times trying to get a Spanish speaker. Now, you will speak to me right now.

    Me: Sir, first of all, I will discontinue this call if you go on speaking to me like that. Second, you asked for Spanish, and I was offering to get you someone.

    SC: You all are such motherfuckers! I ask for Spanish, and you shitheads put me on hold.

    Me: You have a nice day, sir. (I waited, and he hung up)

    Well, about a minute later, he called back:

    SC: Why the fuck did you hang up on me?

    Me: I didn't. I told you to have a nice day because of your abusive language on the phone. Can you tell me who you are trying to reach?

    SC: Isn't this my fucking bank?

    Me: No, this is the phone company.

    SC: Fuck this. You all are so stupid. (Hung up and never called back)

    I wonder what this guy does when he calls his pizza restaurant, or tries to call in sick for work and gets the wrong number. Or, if he gets the RIGHT number, but not the person he wants to talk to?

    And, one last thing without crossing into dangerous waters on the Spanish thing, because I know someone will point it out later.....this entire conversation took place in English, and had he asked me where he had called, this altercation may not have happened. Oh, well.

  • #2
    Well, he got all the cusswords right, or so it seems.

    He probalby should work on the more mundane vocabulary though.
    "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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    • #3
      The first words one of my relatives learned in English was "shit".

      yeash, what crawled up that guy's ass and bit off his bits? In part he was pissed that he didn't get a spanish speaker and when he got you he wanted you to talk to him. Like you can magically start speaking Spanish? Or maybe he was hoping to get a Spanish speaker to harrass, being capable of speaking both languages clearly.

      My mom's first language is Spanish but she always will get customer service in English. That guy sounds like he is capable to speak English, so it sounds like he was just being a dick.
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      • #4
        Right...

        I speak, write and read perfectly in english, but I demand everybody else on this board type in Quebec french!
        Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

        "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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        • #5
          I agree with DPfan on this one. His English sounds good enough to communicate his problem--assuming, for the sake of argument, that he wasn't some kind of cran-yanking dick.
          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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          • #6
            Quoth depechemodefan View Post
            The first words one of my relatives learned in English was "shit".
            The first word of English that some people in my experience have learned is f***.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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            3rd shift needs love, too
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            • #7
              What a pleasant chap.... </sarcasm>
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              • #8
                this entire conversation took place in English
                yeah that's what i was thinking...
                but english or spanish he was a prick

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                • #9
                  My first German words were curses I learned from the boys in my class. They were great fun until my mom--who, in my childish world view couldn't POSSIBLY be smart enough to know this wonderful new language I was learning--caught me and punished me for it.

                  I can also curse in French and Japanese, but German is much more fun. I used to know more (Spanish and Norwegian), but have long since forgotten how.
                  It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.

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