

God save me from idiots
A lady comes up to the intake window while I am working at it with two bottles of vitamins that are the same thing, only one has a new packaging design.
SC: Are these the same thing?
Me: Yes ma'am, as you can see by the name on the label, they are.
SC: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
SC: How can you be sure? They look different?
Me: *points out that they have the exact same name and same mg size*
SC: Well the bottle is differnt, how can you be sure.
Me: It is the same thing, I promise you.
SC: Can I open the bottle to be sure.
Me: No ma'am. We would have to throw out the bottle if you decided you did not want it.
SC: But how am I supposed to know it's the same?
Me *Flips over both of the bottles so that the UPC's are showing* You see the numbers here ma'am? They match, that means they are the same thing.
SC: Are you sure?
Me:

SC: Well, I'll buy them then. But if they are the wrong ones, I am going to return them and you will hear about it young lady.
Me:

Leave me alone, seriously
There is a customer that someday I am going to devote an entire thread to her vile pesonality. She generally likes to come on the days when she knows we have to close for lunch because we only have one pharmacist on duty. She really love to come just a few minutes before we close just to make our day just wonderful. And she for some reason, just has to be waited on by me. I don't know why.
Today I was was filling a party-pack when I hear:
SC: YOU! The tall girl! *I'm 5'10"* Roberta? Rebecca? Reirei? You better get over here and fix this!
ME: *looks up to God and asks why before turning around with my "I hate this customer" smile on my face

SC: *tosses her perscription bag at me* This is outrageous what you are charging me for this!! I have never paid $40 for one perscription in my life!
ME: *

*My pharmacist is in range to step in to help as I watch Mrs. Evilcow's face turn magenta*
SC: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR!
ME:

SC: NO!! This is NOT the price I have ever paid for this script!
ME: *selects print on the screen of the fill history for the script and then moves back to her profile* Well ma'am, what is the price you think you paid the last time you got it?
SC: $10!
ME: *Looking through her profile*

SC: Well, I think I should pay that for all of my drugs.
ME:

A fake, is a fake, is a fake
I am on the intake window when a sketchy looking man hands me a perscription for methadone.
SC: I really really really need that right now, like in ten minutes.
Me: *Notice the rx looks odd* Well sir, we have a standard forty-five minute wait for controls
SC: *Looks to the equally as sketchy looking lady behind him, who nods* Okay, but I am gonna pay cash, don't put it through my insurence.
Me: Okay. *Big smile, as soon as they walk away I hurry over to the pharmacist*
That guy just gave me this script, it doesn't look right.
Pharmacist: *does some tests to it, it was definatly a copy and not the real deal, and calls the insurence company, he had allready filled this same perscription at another pharmacy and picked it up. She then got a hold of mangament who gave her the go a head to call the cops*
Office plain clothes shows up and goes to the intake window. They wanted to get him for the big charges so we had to "fill" the script and sell it to him. He then would be arrested. Officer plain clothes sets himself looking at some of the stuff as the skechy couple came back. The clerk sold him the script, Officer plain clothes followed them outside where his partner was waiting, and on went the cuffs. Officer plain clothes came back later to follow up with my pharmacist and our asst. manager, and told them that the guy had a pocket full of the fake scripts.
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