Had a member waiting for tire change service yesterday. Driver went to the location we were given. He couldn't find her. I called her and the following conversation ensued:
Starring role: Me, dispatcher supreme
AW: Angry wife
ME: Our driver is in the area but he does not see a vehicle matching the description of yours.
AW: Oh, my husband placed the call. Where did he say I was?
ME: 1st and A St,
AW: What an IDIOT! You know, my stupid husband, he thinks he knows everything when he's really a COMPLETE MORON!
ME: So, you're not near this location?
AW: NO! Not even close. I can't believe how STUPID he can be! I told him I am on 2nd & B St, sitting in the parking lot of *company* name. I can't believe how freakin' dumb he can be! What's wrong with him?
ME: *I repeat back the correct location* I will have the driver head that way, he's close, so it should only take a few minutes.
AW: Thank you! I'm so sorry that MORON gave you the wrong directions. If I want something done right, I always have to do it myself. My husband can be such a dumbass. I'm really sorry about this.
ME: It's quite all right, you're not far from where he said you were....
AW: *loud audible sound of disgust* He's so stupid!
ME: Well...the driver is on his way.
AW: Thank you. Sorry again.
She wasn't really sucky, but man, I could just imagine what kind of home life these two lead.
Starring role: Me, dispatcher supreme
AW: Angry wife
ME: Our driver is in the area but he does not see a vehicle matching the description of yours.
AW: Oh, my husband placed the call. Where did he say I was?
ME: 1st and A St,
AW: What an IDIOT! You know, my stupid husband, he thinks he knows everything when he's really a COMPLETE MORON!

ME: So, you're not near this location?
AW: NO! Not even close. I can't believe how STUPID he can be! I told him I am on 2nd & B St, sitting in the parking lot of *company* name. I can't believe how freakin' dumb he can be! What's wrong with him?
ME: *I repeat back the correct location* I will have the driver head that way, he's close, so it should only take a few minutes.
AW: Thank you! I'm so sorry that MORON gave you the wrong directions. If I want something done right, I always have to do it myself. My husband can be such a dumbass. I'm really sorry about this.
ME: It's quite all right, you're not far from where he said you were....
AW: *loud audible sound of disgust* He's so stupid!
ME: Well...the driver is on his way.
AW: Thank you. Sorry again.
She wasn't really sucky, but man, I could just imagine what kind of home life these two lead.
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