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    SC: Why did you return the check?
    Me: Check came in on the 2nd and money came in on the third.
    SC: But other times you've paid it.
    Me: We may pay it as a courtesy, but we may not. We do not promise to pay anything that overdraws the account.
    SC: I want the name and title of the person who approves it or not.
    Me: There is not A person that does it.
    SC: I want to know your guidelines of how you choose.
    Me: That's internal information.
    SC: What?
    Me: That information is not available to customers.
    SC: So you can just pick and choose what you pay or not?
    Me: If it overdraws the account, that's exactly right, we get to pick and choose which items we want to loan you money for and for which we don't.
    SC: That's bullshit.


    SC: I forgot my PIN.
    Me: I can either mail it to you or you can pick a new one inside the branch.
    SC: But branches are closed now and I want money NOW.
    Me: Those are the only two options.
    SC: What the hell is wrong with this bank, why is it always so difficult to get things done?


    Long:

    Customer calls that a company charged her something but she talked to them and they'll credit her without having to file a claim with us if we tell them she's the only one on the account on a 3-way call. We usually make the customer have the other party on before us on 3-ways (and the customer has to initiate the 3-way, we can't) but I made an exception because we have long hold times and the other company didn't.

    Before she gets the other company on, she updates her address and phone #.

    OC: Other company

    OC: We're a dating service over the phone.
    SC: Oh I would never use something like that.
    OC: The number the call was placed from is XXX-XXX-XXXX
    Me: <<HEY that's the # she had before and had me change!>>
    SC: I don't recognize that #.
    OC: But that's the # you are calling from and shows up on my caller ID <<On mine too!>>
    SC: I'm calling from my grandma's house and I don't know her number.
    OC: You don't know what # you are calling from?
    SC: No, I don't.
    OC: You don't recognize the number and you are calling from that number...

    A few minutes later.

    SC: Ok, I lied, I do know the number but I really didn't make the call so I don't want to pay for it, and I don't know who did.
    OC: Then you are going to have to make a claim with your bank, I am not crediting that charge.

    And I promptly left notes on her account of what transpired along with the "old" phone number and address in order to aid our wonderful claims dept.

  • #2
    Quoth HowMayIHelpYouToday View Post
    SC: So you can just pick and choose what you pay or not?
    Me: If it overdraws the account, that's exactly right
    She accuses you of "picking and choosing" thinking she's caught you doing something naughty. It's her trump card. And then you ruin it by completely agreeing with her. Well done.

    Quoth HowMayIHelpYouToday View Post
    SC: why is it always so difficult to get things done?
    As opposed to the difficulty level of remembering a simple 4-digit number?

    Quoth HowMayIHelpYouToday View Post
    And I promptly left notes on her account of what transpired along with the "old" phone number and address in order to aid our wonderful claims dept.
    It's cute how they always think they are the very first people to come up with their cunning plans and that the company isn't 100% prepared for it. The best part is that you guys called her on it and she still thinks she's going to get away with it.
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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    • #3
      Wait, she lied about knowing the number... so you're suppose to believe she's telling the truth about everything else?

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      • #4
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        Wait, she lied about knowing the number... so you're suppose to believe she's telling the truth about everything else?
        I think that's part of the point in the OP.
        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

        Who is John Galt?
        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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