what a biatch

[Nyoibo]

I asked how that made you feel, not whether you were sorry or not.

"It makes me feel warm and tingly inside ma'am"

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

"I am Dave"



Pure brilliance.

I love the SC logic of how he should get a free night because no one has it booked the night before and he expects you bend over backwards to help him out.

Hey Dave, are your calls ever monitored by management or not?

You really should get some kind of pegboard to keep track of all the vacations you've "ruined"

[Jester]

I'd wear other people's name tags.

At a former restaurant, a few of us used to do the reverse on the phone. For example, my manager T might answer the phone.

"Hello, thanks for calling [Corporate Restaurant], this is Jester speaking, how may I help you?"

The entire time, of course, T would be looking right at me and would make sure I would hear him use my name.

It got amusing.

[Ree]

Why does every SC call you by your name anyway?

I wondered that, too.

All your stories start out with every single customer saying, "yea Dave..."
There's never a "Hello Dave," or "Hi Dave," or even just "Hi," or "Hello," just plain, "Dave,"or any other type of greeting.

Odd.

Do all your customers say that, or just the sucky ones?

[Nurian]

Every time I read "Yea, Dave..." I picture Bill Lumbergh from Office Space, sitting on the phone with his coffee mug.

"Yeah, Dave. I'm gonna need ya to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Yeaa...that's great."

[cinema guy]

Me: I am Dave

*stands up*

"I am Spartac... Dave."

[MoonChild2007]

Why does every SC call you by your name anyway? I understand you probably have to give the "This is Dave; how may I help you" spiel at the start of the call but does everybody feel the need to be that personal or more likely just the sucky ones?

Just the sucky ones.

[Beckpatton]

Guest: well I have to make plans today, call them at home

Me: no ma'am

Guest: no? who are you to tell me no?

Me: I am Dave

CLICK

I am sorry but that is just awesome!!
:

I AM DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jester]

No. *I* am Dave!

[LibraryLady]

Good Grief Dave, from what planet do these people come?

I remember taking a night flight from NYC to Barcelona. We arrived early in the morning and couldn't check into our hotel until 3 PM.

what did we do? We checked our bags at the hotel, got breakfast up the Ramblas (with plenty of coffee) and took the tourist bus in the rain until our room was ready. It wasn't fun but not everything on a vacation will be fun. There will always be glitches here and there but we did have fun.

Hey, how often do you get to see a Catalonian Quidditch team in full kit?

[draftermatt]

Guest: no? who are you to tell me no?

Me: I am Dave

Gold!

Brilliance is what that is.

[Jay 2K Winger]

No. *I* am Dave!

No, I am Dave!

[depechemodefan]

How did the SC know the villa was available the night before? Personally, I would say, "There was this huge pee stain that won't be clean until you come in. Sorry."

[Broomjockey]

"There was this huge pee stain that won't be clean until you come in. Sorry."

SC: "I don't believe you!

Me: "Gime 10 minutes. No, better make it 20, I need to go to 7-11 for an Ultra Gulp."

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Whenever you quote a customer using your name, I can't help but think of HAL from 2001.
Except you're the one saying "I'm afraid I can't do that."

I'm glad I'm not the only one!