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This happened today while I was serving. All I heard at the time was a very slurred security call but I found out the result later on.
Some guy had been sitting on one of the benches outside our liquor section for quite some time, so in came the surveillance team.
Hello there Mr. Scoper, have you met our surveillance team? They consist of G, the checkout manager, who is NOT a force to be reckoned with, D, the groceries manager, a very buff guy, S, our third-in-command of the store and very tall and scary and finally, J, our co-nightfill manager with C.
So all of them were parked in various locations around the store-two were parked near liquor, G was at the service desk, D was chatting up the butchers across the way (no, he's not gay), S was assisting G at the service desk and J was with P our liquor manager. After a while P walks to the back.
Mr. Scoper makes his move! He heads in and attempts to steal a carton of SOMETHING(tm)....not sure what.
CODE 10!!! (not our security code, but I didn't wanna give it away)
Off go our surveillance team minus G, who is needed at the service desk, since they don't have an awful lot of smokeshop trained staff.
Hello Mr. Scoper, let me introduce you to the boys in blue....
Here, let us give you some shiny bracelets!
End result: Mr. Scoper receives nice shiny bracelets from the boys in blue and the carton of SOMETHING(tm) is returned. And when I find this out later from my coworker, I just cracked up laughing
Some guy had been sitting on one of the benches outside our liquor section for quite some time, so in came the surveillance team.
Hello there Mr. Scoper, have you met our surveillance team? They consist of G, the checkout manager, who is NOT a force to be reckoned with, D, the groceries manager, a very buff guy, S, our third-in-command of the store and very tall and scary and finally, J, our co-nightfill manager with C.
So all of them were parked in various locations around the store-two were parked near liquor, G was at the service desk, D was chatting up the butchers across the way (no, he's not gay), S was assisting G at the service desk and J was with P our liquor manager. After a while P walks to the back.
Mr. Scoper makes his move! He heads in and attempts to steal a carton of SOMETHING(tm)....not sure what.
CODE 10!!! (not our security code, but I didn't wanna give it away)
Off go our surveillance team minus G, who is needed at the service desk, since they don't have an awful lot of smokeshop trained staff.
Hello Mr. Scoper, let me introduce you to the boys in blue....
Here, let us give you some shiny bracelets!
End result: Mr. Scoper receives nice shiny bracelets from the boys in blue and the carton of SOMETHING(tm) is returned. And when I find this out later from my coworker, I just cracked up laughing
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