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  • #1

    Another Contender for Mother of the Year

    So, my first SC story from my new bar! I've only done a couple of shifts, it's going OK. I feel a lot better than I did a month ago! I don't know if this should be classed as an SC, because no members of staff we involved.

    So, a mother and daughter walk into the bar. The daughter is dressed in her best clothes and is done up like she is going on a big night out (it was 2pm). The mother looked as though she had just been in a motorcycle accident. Ripped clothes, greasy hair, she looked ROUGH.

    M: Mother
    D: Daughter

    M: IT'S MY DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAY!
    D: Mum...please...
    M: SHE'S EIGHTEEN TODAY!
    D: Mum...you're embarassing me...
    M: NO I'M NOT! SHOW 'IM YOUR I.D

    Yes...I am "'im". The daughter, looking very humiliated, handed me her I.D. Sure enough, it was her eighteenth birthday.

    M: SO WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?!?!?
    D: Just an orange juice...I don't want to get drunk get.
    M: ORANGE JUICE?!?! ORRRRAAAANNNGEEE JUICE?!?!
    D: Mum, please I just want an orange juice.
    M: I'M NOT BUYING YOU A FUCKING ORANGE JUICE! YOU'RE EIGHTEEN! ACT YOUR AGE AND GET A DRINK!
    D: Fine...I'll have a WKD please.

    A WKD is a vodka flavoured drink...they're horrible.

    M: TWO! WE WANT TWO!

    I served the drinks. The mother and daughter went to sit down. On their way to the table, the mother informed random groups of customers that it was her daughters birthday. None of them gave a shit. They sat close enough to the bar that I could hear everything...well, the mother was being so loud I think everyone in the bar could hear their conversation.

    M: GO ON! DOWN THE BOTTLE IN ONE!
    D: Mum, I want to enjoy my drink. I don't want to down it in one, I'll be sick.
    M: IT'S YOUR EIGHTEEEEEEEEENTH BIRTHDAY! NOW DOWN IT! I BOUGHT YOU IT! SO DOWN IT!
    D: No! I'm not downing it Mum!
    M: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!?! I BOUGHT YOU THAT FOR YOUR EIGHTEEEENTH BIRTHDAY! DON'T MAKE FUN OF MEEEEE! NOW DOWN IT!
    D: No! Please Mum, all I want is a quiet drink...
    M: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT! NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT! I'M LEAVING! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR MUM! YOU'VE RUINED YOUR BIIRRRRTHHHDAAAAAAY!

    And the mother stormed out! The daughter looked so embarassed. She quickly finished her drink and went out the back door. About five minutes later the mother returned, looking for the daughter, and upon seeing she had left, spat "THE FUCKING BITCH!" and stormed out again.

    The only way I can describe mine and the other customers reactions is:
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    "Mo, Mum, I'm trying to salvage it."

    Sounds like Mom was trying for some girl time, and failed miserably.
    Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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    • #3
      And that, right there, is a mother who should've had her legs tied shut. Permanently.

      Most parents wouldn't want their children to get completely shitfaced the day they turn legal, let alone buy the alcohol themselves and encourage it.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        With a Mum like that, I'm surprised her daughter actually MADE IT to 18.
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Omg. My mom makes a big deal like that with our birthdays all the time. She has to freaken announce it to the whole world.

          I know how that girl feels.

          Poor girl
          "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

          I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            And that, right there, is a mother who should've had her legs tied shut. Permanently.

            Most parents wouldn't want their children to get completely shitfaced the day they turn legal, let alone buy the alcohol themselves and encourage it.
            I dunno. The daughter seems to have turned out alright. Smart enough to not want to get drunk.

            Probably saw what it did to her Mum.
            "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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            • #7
              Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
              I dunno. The daughter seems to have turned out alright. Smart enough to not want to get drunk.

              Probably saw what it did to her Mum.
              Yeah, the poor thing sounds like she is trying not to be anything like her crazy mom. Poor, poor girl.
              whohatesshrimp?

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              • #8
                I'M LEAVING!
                I'm betting that actually MADE her birthday!

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                • #9
                  Geez, if my mom acted that way, I would ran away a long time ago.

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                  • #10
                    I hope the daughter chewed her a new one after the fact. That's goddamn stupid.
                    "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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                    • #11
                      I'm surprised the daughter didn't want to get drunk, having a mother like that!
                      Sometimes life is altered.
                      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                      Uneasy with confrontation.
                      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                      • #12
                        Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                        I dunno. The daughter seems to have turned out alright. Smart enough to not want to get drunk.

                        Probably saw what it did to her Mum.
                        Though in my 20s I discovered my own addictive personality (various hard drugs) I never felt attracted to alcohol because my dad was a mean, nasty, and abusive drunk.
                        "What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
                        -Eric Foreman That 70's Show

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                        • #13
                          What a terrible birthday for the daughter! When I turned 21, my parents took me out to lunch and and we all had a drink, it was a great time, but this was just totally wrong.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            And that, right there, is a mother who should've had her legs tied shut. Permanently.

                            Most parents wouldn't want their children to get completely shitfaced the day they turn legal, let alone buy the alcohol themselves and encourage it.
                            I don't know Irv, despite her mum the girl seems to be okay (that right there is a minor miracle thanks to our lord and saviour the flying spaghetti monster). Now I would be all for wiring that woman's jaw shut.
                            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                            • #15
                              Sounds a lot like the relationship I have with my own mom. Now that I'm older, I keep her at arm's length and don't contact her very often.
                              Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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