It was the night before the Fourth and the hotel was booked up. I get a call from a woman asking me to call a local eatery to change their resercation from 2 people to four. Normally I would calmly inform them of the phone book in their room and let them do it themselves, but she sounded a little too drunk to handle it. So I do so the hostess says no problem but they will have to seat them in the bar.
I call the room to inform them but alas no answer, I go out and sure enough they are sitting in front of their rooms drinking wine. I approach them and this conversation ensues
NH:Nice Husband
NW:Nice Wife
DL: The drunk lady who called me
DH: DL's drunk hubby
Me: Totally Adorable
Me: Were one of you the lady who called to ask me to change the reservation
DL:Yes, is everything okay?
NW: You made the front desk clerk change the reservation, that is rude. I'm sorry she did that.
Me: No prob they say they can change the res but you will be seated at the bar
DL: I don't mind, that's fine
NH: You walked all the way out here to tell us this. Bless your heart. (Hands me a 5$ bill
DL:Thank you (pulls out another 5 and hands it over)
DH: I wanna be seated at the table, not a bar stool
Me: They have tables in the bar
DH: They better if we get seated at the bar, I'm coming back and taking my tip back
NW: You just shut your mouth, that was uncalled for
NH: Thank you for your help, don't worry about him, he's drunk
DL: Yes thank you, I'm sorry for my hubby
DH: I just don't wanna be seated at the bar, what's her problem?
I walked off hearing the pleasant sounds of the other three berating DH for his rude behavior.
I call the room to inform them but alas no answer, I go out and sure enough they are sitting in front of their rooms drinking wine. I approach them and this conversation ensues
NH:Nice Husband
NW:Nice Wife
DL: The drunk lady who called me
DH: DL's drunk hubby
Me: Totally Adorable

Me: Were one of you the lady who called to ask me to change the reservation
DL:Yes, is everything okay?
NW: You made the front desk clerk change the reservation, that is rude. I'm sorry she did that.
Me: No prob they say they can change the res but you will be seated at the bar
DL: I don't mind, that's fine
NH: You walked all the way out here to tell us this. Bless your heart. (Hands me a 5$ bill
DL:Thank you (pulls out another 5 and hands it over)
DH: I wanna be seated at the table, not a bar stool
Me: They have tables in the bar
DH: They better if we get seated at the bar, I'm coming back and taking my tip back
NW: You just shut your mouth, that was uncalled for
NH: Thank you for your help, don't worry about him, he's drunk
DL: Yes thank you, I'm sorry for my hubby
DH: I just don't wanna be seated at the bar, what's her problem?
I walked off hearing the pleasant sounds of the other three berating DH for his rude behavior.
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