I hate Valentines day.

[reirei]

Oh happy Day Before Valentines, aka hell the sequel, to my retail brethen out there. I hope you are surviving the last minute romantic insanity.

Why isn't it ready?

I am at the intake window, SC smiles winningly, begins to hand me the script, looks at it first and frowns.

SC: I want a three months supply, but it says 30 tablets.
Me: Ma'am, unfortunatly we can only fill the amount the physician has written it for.
SC: Can't you just use the refills?
Me: We could fill a refill seperatly for you ma'am, but I can not guarentee that your insurance company will cover it.
SC: Okay, I am gonna call my doctor and have them send you a perscription for a 3 month supply.
Me: *Hands her a card with the pharmacy's fax and phone number* Have a nice day ma'am!
SC: *walks away with the script in her hand*

An hour later...

I am typing on the computer at the intake window when the SC comes back.
SC: Hey! I was just at the register and they said my script isn't ready yet.
Me: *Looks up her name and sees no scripts* I am sorry ma'am, we have not recieved the other script from your doctor yet.
SC: They aren't sending one. I wanted the thirty day supply.
Me: Well ma'am I can't fill that for you right now.
SC: Why?
Me: Because you walked away with it.
SC: I am sure I gave it to you.
Me: *sigh* I am certain if you look in your purse, you will find it.
SC: *Snorts, then looks in gucci purse and pulls out script* Oh.
Me:

Phone of Horror part 1
Me: Thank you for calling blank pharmacy, this is Reirei how may I help you?
SC: Hello, I was wondering if you have flavored condoms?
Me: Yes ma'am.
SC: Do you have mint?
Me: I am not sure, let me go check.
*we did, goes back to phone*
Me: Yes ma'am we do.
SC: Oh thank God, I didn't know how I was gonna censored him tomarrow without them.
Me:

did I mention I hate valentines day?

People are have no sense of personal property

My pharmacist told me to mention this one. She was consuling a patient and was looking up some information on the computer when the customer reached in through the window, took the pharmacist's bottle of water and DRANK most of it.
RPhx:
SC: That was good. *puts water bottle back in*
RPhx: *throws it in the garbage in front of her*
SC: That was rude.

Phone of Horror part 2
Me: Thank you for calling blank pharmacy, this is Reirei, how may I help you?
SC: Do you guys carry those penis pills?
Me: ... Do you mean viagra?
SC: No no, the ones from the comercial, with the smiling bob guy.
Me: Oh, Enzyte. Yes sir, we carry them over the counter and they are $28.86 a pack. *this is the forth call about enzyte I had gotten that day*
SC: Good, good. I have called 3 other stores, and they didn't have them. Tomarrows Valentines day, I need them.
Me: *Goes to co-worker and tells them it's their turn to answer the phones*

Don't you love the anominity of a phone call.

Did I mention that I hate valentines day?

Probably will have more tomarrow, as I am working.

[Peppergirl]

:My pharmacist told me to mention this one. She was consuling a patient and was looking up some information on the computer when the customer reached in through the window, took the pharmacist's bottle of water and DRANK most of it.
RPhx:
SC: That was good. *puts water bottle back in*
RPhx: *throws it in the garbage in front of her*
SC: That was rude.

I'm rarely speechless, but I just....just...

I can't even formulate words on this one.

[Cookiesaur]

I had a customer I'd never met before ask if they could have a sip of my coffee once. They seemed surprised by my incredulous laughter.

But to just TAKE it? And then reprimand someone for throwing it away after she's lovingly laved her tongue all over it? Jeepers.

[KorporateKitty]

Bwahahahaha! I can't believe the second SC actually filled you in on those kinds of thoughts. Like you really need to know?

[Hobbs]

I hate V-Day too, but for more traditional reasons...

[Android Kaeli]

Penis pills? That's a new one.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Enzyte dude's wife/girlfriend is going to be pretty disappointed on V-day. That stuff is a huge scam.

[Eric the Grey]

People are have no sense of personal property

My pharmacist told me to mention this one. She was consuling a patient and was looking up some information on the computer when the customer reached in through the window, took the pharmacist's bottle of water and DRANK most of it.
RPhx:
SC: That was good. *puts water bottle back in*
RPhx: *throws it in the garbage in front of her*
SC: That was rude.

I would have added the price of the bottle of water (or a replacement) to her bill and given her the bottle to take with her. bitch. How can someone be so rude.



Eric the Grey

[Nyoibo]

:Phone of Horror part 1

I can't help but giggle at that.

Although, I don't want anything with mint anywhere near Capt. Winky, that stuff burns damnit.

[Retail Associate]

I also hate Valentine's day. I'll be stuck at the jewelry counter all day with my manager.

Can't wait.

[SG15Z]

Phone of Horror part 1
Me: Thank you for calling blank pharmacy, this is Reirei how may I help you?
SC: Hello, I was wondering if you have flavored condoms?
Me: Yes ma'am.
SC: Do you have mint?
Me: I am not sure, let me go check.
*we did, goes back to phone*
Me: Yes ma'am we do.
SC: Oh thank God, I didn't know how I was gonna censored him tomarrow without them.
Me:

did I mention I hate valentines day?

If you have no idea how you're gonna tomorrow without mint flavored condoms your relationship is not gonna last.

People are have no sense of personal property

My pharmacist told me to mention this one. She was consuling a patient and was looking up some information on the computer when the customer reached in through the window, took the pharmacist's bottle of water and DRANK most of it.
RPhx:
SC: That was good. *puts water bottle back in*
RPhx: *throws it in the garbage in front of her*
SC: That was rude.

Um................................................ .........[/speechless]

Phone of Horror part 2
Me: Thank you for calling blank pharmacy, this is Reirei, how may I help you?
SC: Do you guys carry those penis pills?
Me: ... Do you mean viagra?
SC: No no, the ones from the comercial, with the smiling bob guy.
Me: Oh, Enzyte. Yes sir, we carry them over the counter and they are $28.86 a pack. *this is the forth call about enzyte I had gotten that day*
SC: Good, good. I have called 3 other stores, and they didn't have them. Tomarrows Valentines day, I need them.
Me: *Goes to co-worker and tells them it's their turn to answer the phones*

Lol Penis pills This relationship has some hope, but will fail as well.

Don't you love the anominity of a phone call.

YES, yes I do!

[Becks]

I'm so glad that I don't have to answer phones at work.

[Erin]

As for the water stealing woman, I would have made some sort of comment to her that she might want to go to her doctor in a few days, so that she can get some sort of medication for when the infectious mononucleosis (or some other highly contagious disease) begins to become symptomatic. (I've had mono...it was the illness that keeps on giving. It's probably the reason I have multiple sclerosis now)

Not that I wish the pharmacist were ill or anything...just that the thirsty lady gets some sort of icky repercussion from stealing the water.

[Antisocial_Worker]

Enzyte dude's wife/girlfriend is going to be pretty disappointed on V-day. That stuff is a huge scam.

Indeed it is. As I work nights, I'm bombarded by those ads as well as those ads for pills that enhance "a certain part of a man's body" (blink blink) whenever I'm in the break room. And as I'm fond of pointing out to my coworkers who are as sick of these commercials as I am...

There is but one way to enhance "a certain part of a man's body" (blink blink) but it involved cutting tendons. I'm not up for it and I've never heard of anybody else who is either.

[friendofjimmyk]

:SC: No no, the ones from the comercial, with the smiling bob guy.
Me: Oh, Enzyte. Yes sir, we carry them over the counter and they are $28.86 a pack. *this is the forth call about enzyte I had gotten that day*
SC: Good, good. I have called 3 other stores, and they didn't have them. Tomarrows Valentines day, I need them.
Me: *Goes to co-worker and tells them it's their turn to answer the phones*
:

Okay, Enzyte does NOT work like Viagra. Enzyte is completely different. You have to be taking Enzyte for at least 30 days to start seeing some kind of benefits. After 90 days, Enzyte really begin to do its magic. Viagra is a one-time thing....whereas Enzyte is a "male enhancement". This does not mean it makes your *hoo hoo* grow beyond its capacity...Enzyte allows your *hoo hoo* to be at its natural fullest, firmest capacity. And for those of you men who have wondered if it really works...yes, Enzyte does what it says it does. The company also offers a product called "Ogleplex" which is supposed to enhance the male orgasm....that works as well...very well.....

Uh...not, that I would know personally, as I am female....but I, uh, um...have heard that it ...uh, works well.

Oh, and I'm sure I'm not the only one that wonders, "WHERE ARE THE FEMALE ENHANCEMENTS?!?!?!??!"