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  • I don't have a GPS tracking device on you, sorry

    Not SO sucky, but annoying... This was a telephone call I just got, and he wasn't senile or crazy either so it was just kind of strange.

    Me: me
    Guy: weirdo

    Me: Hello, this is <place of business> (note: place of business has our street name in it)
    Guy: What street are you on?
    Me: *inwardly sighing* We're on <street I just said> between <street> and <street> in <part of town>
    Guy: Oh, okay...is that near the freeway?
    Me: Yes it is. (I hope he means the freeway we're nearby and not one of the 5 other huge freeways)
    Guy: So what bus do I take to get there?
    Me: ............
    Me: That would depend on where you are.
    Guy: Oh, I'm at the hospital!
    Me: (that explains everything!) The hospital.
    Guy: Yeah.
    Me: Which hospital.
    Guy: Oh, uh, Scripps I think.
    (There's like 10 branches of Scripps in SD...)
    Me: *desperate to end call* I don't know where that is sorry but I bet you can look up the bus routes on the internet! Sorry!
    Guy: Oh okay. But what street are you on?!?


    ...yeesh
    !
    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron
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