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I am Agent Skippy(no relation to Skippy of skippyslist).
Long time read, first time poster.
I am the Security Agent at a Global Corporation here in the US. I am basicly a Security Guard with ALOT MORE TRAINING and duties(such as being a office grunt). This is a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR corporation, which has been around for a long time, and is conservative, and alot of the employees are EWs. Since I work for a Contractor who is HELL BENT on customer service, everyone is considered a customer, thus, why this story is here(if not, feel free to move it)
Anyway, one day I was walking back from the cafe to get a cup of coffee and was heading to the main lobby.
Now, the cafe is public domain. ANYONE can go in. However, there is a hall way which acts as a concourse between the cafe and the main corporate lobby of world headquarters(where not anyone can go in).
The door to the main lobby opens up and in walks in this...female employee(a really cute asian girl). She's heading the opposite direction when she stops and gives me a look of laughter mixed with curiousity mixed with disgust.
CA: Cute Asian Girl
A: Agent Skippy/Me
CA: "Is that what I think it is??" she says, pointing in my direction.
I look down bewildered. I didn't spill coffee on me. I wonder what she was talking about.
A: "I am sorry miss. What do you mean?"
CA: "That thing behind you...by your feet" she says starting to get more disgusted, half-heartly laughing.
I then look down and see that by my feet is....
Ready for this?
It's gross...I'm warning you now....
A white lace thong.
A dirty white lace thong.
A dirty white lace CRUSTY thong.
In the middle of the floor!
A:
"I'll handle it ma'am!" and I RUN for the Receptionist desk. I take the Receptionist's phone and leave a message to the janitor: "This is Agent Skippy. I have a situation in the first floor east side concourse. Bring gloves and come..FAST!" I say before hanging up and running back.
Now this could not of come at a worse time: Breakfast has now started in the cafe and heavy foot traffic floods the concourse. CEOs, CFOs, Investors, Customers, Contractors, Vendors, Temps, Interns, etc are going to and fro and they will be seeing this!
Now, I don't make enough nor am I OFFICIALLY trained in handling...nasty things like this. I don't care WHAT my Account Manager says. If he wants Security to handle it so bad, HE can do it. Meanwhile I sat waiting for my friend Rodrigo the Janitor(Yes, he's latin...from mexico actually).
As I stood in the hall, I tried to duck around a corner as not to be detected, out of fear someone would think I DID IT.
Wait, I couldn't help but think one or more of the following:
A. This was totally premeditated.
B. This was totally random.
C. This is a conservative corporate world HQ, why would someone do this here and why?
And the kicker? No cameras in the hallway. Not a single one.
Finally Rodrigo arrives with tongs and a trashbag and gloves and he takes it to the dumpster and tosses it.
I discussed my theories with him and he says...
Rodrigo: "You kiddin' man? I find these in the girls bathroom when I clean it like 4 times a month"
Me:
More to come. I got PLENTY of stories.
I am Agent Skippy(no relation to Skippy of skippyslist).
Long time read, first time poster.
I am the Security Agent at a Global Corporation here in the US. I am basicly a Security Guard with ALOT MORE TRAINING and duties(such as being a office grunt). This is a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR corporation, which has been around for a long time, and is conservative, and alot of the employees are EWs. Since I work for a Contractor who is HELL BENT on customer service, everyone is considered a customer, thus, why this story is here(if not, feel free to move it)
Anyway, one day I was walking back from the cafe to get a cup of coffee and was heading to the main lobby.
Now, the cafe is public domain. ANYONE can go in. However, there is a hall way which acts as a concourse between the cafe and the main corporate lobby of world headquarters(where not anyone can go in).
The door to the main lobby opens up and in walks in this...female employee(a really cute asian girl). She's heading the opposite direction when she stops and gives me a look of laughter mixed with curiousity mixed with disgust.
CA: Cute Asian Girl
A: Agent Skippy/Me
CA: "Is that what I think it is??" she says, pointing in my direction.
I look down bewildered. I didn't spill coffee on me. I wonder what she was talking about.
A: "I am sorry miss. What do you mean?"
CA: "That thing behind you...by your feet" she says starting to get more disgusted, half-heartly laughing.
I then look down and see that by my feet is....
Ready for this?
It's gross...I'm warning you now....
A white lace thong.
A dirty white lace thong.
A dirty white lace CRUSTY thong.
In the middle of the floor!
A:
"I'll handle it ma'am!" and I RUN for the Receptionist desk. I take the Receptionist's phone and leave a message to the janitor: "This is Agent Skippy. I have a situation in the first floor east side concourse. Bring gloves and come..FAST!" I say before hanging up and running back.
Now this could not of come at a worse time: Breakfast has now started in the cafe and heavy foot traffic floods the concourse. CEOs, CFOs, Investors, Customers, Contractors, Vendors, Temps, Interns, etc are going to and fro and they will be seeing this!
Now, I don't make enough nor am I OFFICIALLY trained in handling...nasty things like this. I don't care WHAT my Account Manager says. If he wants Security to handle it so bad, HE can do it. Meanwhile I sat waiting for my friend Rodrigo the Janitor(Yes, he's latin...from mexico actually).
As I stood in the hall, I tried to duck around a corner as not to be detected, out of fear someone would think I DID IT.
Wait, I couldn't help but think one or more of the following:
A. This was totally premeditated.
B. This was totally random.
C. This is a conservative corporate world HQ, why would someone do this here and why?
And the kicker? No cameras in the hallway. Not a single one.
Finally Rodrigo arrives with tongs and a trashbag and gloves and he takes it to the dumpster and tosses it.
I discussed my theories with him and he says...
Rodrigo: "You kiddin' man? I find these in the girls bathroom when I clean it like 4 times a month"
Me:
More to come. I got PLENTY of stories.
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