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    It's been awhile so as a refresher to everyone, I'm a cell phone sales drone. These two instances with the kind of customers we get in store amuse me to this day.

    The first one happened to my manager, the second one to my co-workers in one of our sister stores.

    Can you put my SIM in this?

    So, the customer comes into the store. Turns out she broke her phone, and wants us to put her SIM card in this other phone she brought with her. The only problem is...this phone isn't real. It is CLEARLY a display model. Stock photo print on the screen, non-opening battery cover and all. As if that wasn't indication enough that the phone was fake? It had a sticker over the back cover that says, "Non-Working Display."

    This phone isn't working!

    So in our sister store, we get a buttload of crazy cheap ass people. That's not to say I don't get my share of crazies in my new location, but up there...it is just exhausting.

    Anyway, the "customer" throws the phone on the counter and has a fit about how they bought the phone and it never worked from day one.

    Turns out- about a week prior to that visit, the "customer" had lifted a display model from the rack. They tried to act as if they had purchased it so they could get a working one for free. (they were laughed out of the store)

    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    Brilliant. Just brilliant

    People are stupid
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #3
      Yea, for the first one, I was really glad that went to my manager because I don't think I could have held back a laugh if the woman had put that in front of me.
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • #4
        But surely "falling off a truck" doesn't render these phones inoperable?

        Honestly - do they REALLY think you won't notice? Or do you think they themselves can't tell? I can't quite decide which is stupider.

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        • #5
          Quoth sms001 View Post
          But surely "falling off a truck" doesn't render these phones inoperable?
          Or these people, for that matter.
          Sometimes life is altered.
          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
          Uneasy with confrontation.
          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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