The ultimate SC, henceforward dubbed "Bitch On Wheels" or "BOW", struck the other day when I was finishing off a late shift. It was closing time and I was putting the cones accross to block off the forecourt from the road. The pumps were all switched off and locked up, and the sand buckets and fire extinguishers had been brought in. This was the last task I had to do before being able to leave; my collegue was finishing up inside the shop.
I'd blocked off half the forecourt when I heard a squeal of tires, looked up and was forced to leap out the way in order to prevent myself becoming roadkill when a large Jeep sped towards me, clearly with the intent of mowing down an employee in order to get to the pumps before said employee could finish blocking off the forecourt. I was shaken and had to sit down on the kerb for a bit to catch my breath.
BOW was observed clearly by my collegue getting out of her car, which had pulled up next to a pump, futilely attempting to use said pump, flipping the bird in his direction, then getting back into her car. She slammed the door so hard it's surprising it wasn't torn off its hinges, then laid rubber leaving the forecourt. I then went to the petrol station to discuss BOW with my collegue.
Note: Since she didn't physically hurt me, the police weren't called. If she'd actually hit me, they would have been. Anyone else have an SC that actually made an attempt on their life? O_o
I'd blocked off half the forecourt when I heard a squeal of tires, looked up and was forced to leap out the way in order to prevent myself becoming roadkill when a large Jeep sped towards me, clearly with the intent of mowing down an employee in order to get to the pumps before said employee could finish blocking off the forecourt. I was shaken and had to sit down on the kerb for a bit to catch my breath.
BOW was observed clearly by my collegue getting out of her car, which had pulled up next to a pump, futilely attempting to use said pump, flipping the bird in his direction, then getting back into her car. She slammed the door so hard it's surprising it wasn't torn off its hinges, then laid rubber leaving the forecourt. I then went to the petrol station to discuss BOW with my collegue.
Note: Since she didn't physically hurt me, the police weren't called. If she'd actually hit me, they would have been. Anyone else have an SC that actually made an attempt on their life? O_o
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