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  • #1

    Happy Saturday to you all!

    Hello every one!

    If you only had a brain

    Me: Thank you for calling blank pharmacy, this is Reirei how may I help you?
    SC: Yes, I was wondering if you could tell me the cash price of lisinopril 40mg, 30 count?
    Me: Let's see... It's $18.56 ma'am.
    SC; What about with my insurance.
    Me: Ma'am, you have to call the insurance company to find that out, sorry.
    SC: You can't just check?
    Me: No ma'am, sorry. As I said you have to call your insurace compay.
    SC: Can't you call them?
    Me: ...No ma'am.
    SC: *sighs loudly* Thank you anyway then.
    I hang up and go back to intake. About ten minutes later, the phone rings again.
    Me:*the same speil as before*
    SC: Can you tell me the price of lisinopril 40mg, 30 count?
    Me: Hello again ma'am, it's $18.56.
    SC: *sighs loudly again* Can't you just call them?
    Me: Ma'am, I am sorry, but it is in violation of your privacy if I call them and ask them anything in regards to your account.
    SC: Fine, thank you anyways... *hangs up*
    An hour later...
    Me: *same spiel as before*
    SC: Can you tell me the price of lisinopril 40mg, 30 count?
    Me: *thinking that she has to be kidding* Ma'am, it's still $18.56, is there anything else I can help you with?
    SC: I got the number for the insurance company for you from the back of my card, are you sure you can't call them?
    Me: No ma'am.
    SC: Why not?
    Me: Ma'am, it's a violation of your privacy for me to do. And, I don't even know your name so I doubt I would get very far.
    SC: ... Okay.*hangs up*



    You can't be serious...

    A guy walks up to the intake window with two bottles in his hand.
    Me: How may I help you?
    SC: What's the difference between vitamin 1 and vitamin 2?
    Me: They are virtually identical in ingrediants, only vitamin 2 has some more extra for prostate health.
    SC: Well, will... *pauses*
    Me: Yes?
    SC: Which one will...*pauses again*
    Me: Sir?
    SC: Which one will help me you know... *whispers* get an erection?
    Me: Umm.... Let me get the very male pharmacist for you...


    Ah memories....

    I was talking to one of my former coworkers from the seasonal department and he reminded me of this one. This was a few years ago in the green house of the seasonal department.

    Me: *watering plants*
    Polite lady or PL: Excuse me miss? I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?

    She and I start talking about starting vegetable seeding indoors, I am showing her some of the seeding sets when stupid rude b!tch comes up and litterally jams her cart in between us.

    SRB: I need a sprinkler.
    Me: Ma'am, they are right over there. *points to where they are very obviously displayed*
    SRB: Show me.
    Me: I'm sorry ma'am, I am helping another customer right now, but i can get another one of my coworkers to help you. *reaches for walkie attached to belt*
    SRB: You're here right now, you help me!
    Me: As I said ma'am, I am helping the lady right here, if you would like the wait a moment, then I can help you.
    SRB: *SCOWLS* Forget it. I don't want your help. I can tell you are rude by your green eyes. *stomps away*
    Me:
    PL: Wow, you must really get some crazies.
    Me: If you only knew.
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid customers.

    "Labour to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience." - George Washington
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  • #2
    heh. green eyes = rude. that's great. never heard anything like that before.

    *also has green eyes*
    I make music videos in my spare time. http://www.youtube.com/user/raven13x. Check them out ^_^

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    • #3
      Quoth raine_naoe View Post
      heh. green eyes = rude. that's great. never heard anything like that before.

      *also has green eyes*

      Now I want green eyes. Just out of curiosity what do blue ones mean?
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        Quoth Soulstealer View Post
        Now I want green eyes. Just out of curiosity what do blue ones mean?
        I don't know what blue means(I have blue too) but brown means full of poo poo.(Usually put in cruder terms.)

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        • #5
          Quoth reirei View Post
          Hello every one!

          If you only had a brain
          I swear I kept doing a similar thing today. At certain points, we're required to do safe drops. Every other day bar Sunday, it's 4-6 50's, 6 20's. On Sundays, ALL 50's and 20's go up (I keep three 20's in case). I asked all the customers in line prior to me sending off safe drop if they needed cash out so I could keep the amount needed. None of them needed it so I do safe drop as normal.

          First customer.

          "Would you like any cash out?"

          She paid cash.

          Second customer.

          "Would you like any cash out?"



          I did this four times in a row. Thankfully first customer had paid with 50's so I could do small cash out amounts.

          You can't be serious...
          vitamins? Now that's a new one.

          Although apparaently there's a herb called Maca that does the trick . I'm guessing it's a cheaper alternative to Viagra or Encite Enzyte



          Ah memories....
          Yes, so what do blue eyes mean? That I'm wishy-washy?
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #6
            Quoth fireheart17 View Post
            Yes, so what do blue eyes mean? That I'm wishy-washy?
            According to a former SC (of a friend of mine), it means you're cold hearted (She'd refused a refund)
            "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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            • #7
              I cant even comment on the green eyes thing. That just boggles my mind.

              But on the first one - holy shit, batman!! By the time she called you back THREE times, she could have already had her answer from the insurance company.
              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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              • #8
                Quoth reirei View Post
                SRB: *SCOWLS* Forget it. I don't want your help. I can tell you are rude by your green eyes. *stomps away*
                It is traditional that green eyes are a sign of envy or jealousy.

                Ol' Blue Eyes, on the other hand, is Frank Sinatra.
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #9
                  Green eyes clearly leads to rudeness!

                  Green eyes means greeness which means chlorophyll which means plants which means plant-based products which means drugs which means alcohol which makes you rude!

                  That's a flawless logic chain right there!

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                  • #10
                    I read green eyes were the sign of the devil. At least according to the Harry Potter propaganda I'd been reading And no, I'm not kidding Guess your eye color means whatever you want if it'll let you get your way.
                    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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                    • #11
                      Don't forget that people who have hazel colored eyes are the most full of shit, because as we all know, shit isn't just plain old brown. It's brownish greenish and sometimes even has some yellow in there!
                      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                      • #12
                        Wow. I have green eyes, my wife has green eyes and 2 of my 3 children have green eyes.

                        We must be the biggest BASTARD FAMILY on the planet!!
                        If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
                        --Woodrow Willson

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                        • #13
                          Quoth reirei View Post
                          If you only had a brain
                          So how many times a day do you have this conversation? I had a least 6 of 'em yesterday. And no, I also don't know why your insurance doesn't pay for it/isn't paying as much.

                          Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                          I cant even comment on the green eyes thing. That just boggles my mind.
                          I've got green eyes and I've never heard that one before. All I know that it means is that you've got Celtic blood somewhere in your ancestry.

                          Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                          But on the first one - holy shit, batman!! By the time she called you back THREE times, she could have already had her answer from the insurance company.
                          But then she would have had to do the work herself and we all know the great lengths SCs will go to not do that!
                          It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Pagan View Post

                            I've got green eyes and I've never heard that one before. All I know that it means is that you've got Celtic blood somewhere in your ancestry.

                            !
                            I am Irish and have been told by many people that I have typical Irish features, auburn hair, green eyes, high cheekbones, built like a brick and a pug nose. And of course the very stereotypical ability to hold my liquor like a pro, lol.
                            There are no stupid questions, just stupid customers.

                            "Labour to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience." - George Washington

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                            • #15
                              Quoth reirei View Post
                              -snip-
                              Me: Umm.... Let me get the very male pharmacist for you...
                              -snip-
                              As opposed to the slightly male pharmacist?
                              *ducks*
                              The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the D20 rules all!!!

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