Pants now! Pt2

[Keiara]

Sorry hit the post button on accident

Sorry if this scarres anyone. *Brings out of pallet of brain bleach*

Pantless man will be known as PM

So I had just gotten back from break and was asked to count out a register.

M: *notices a customer out of the corner of my eye and turns around*

Nothing could have prepared me for this one

I looked down at his stuff that he has set down and got the shock of my life. The pants he was wearing, he might as well have gone without them, were really low on his waist. So low that the waits band was just above where the penis connects to his body. So to see these little hairs in his nether regions

M: Sorry this one is closed (Must keep composure) You'll have to go to 5 or 2.
PM: Okay *turns around*

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. His ass appeared. Now normally I don't have problems with seeing alittle bit of one since that seems to be the style with teenagers lately. But what got me was the flabby mess right above his ass. It looked like a sharpay right after it had gotten out of a hot tub or sauna. Add that to the whole almost seen an old fart's penis.

According to my coworkers I had a look that was a cocktail of shock,disgust, and trying to keep the snack I had at break down.

No amount of chocolate or therapy will me forget this.

[PepperElf]

quite a ...um... cocktail you had to experience


makes me wonder if he knew his cock and tail were waving for the world to see....

[LillFilly]

Oh gosh! At least you didn't actually SEE 'it'.

I was on patrol and saw an older man trying to keep this monstrous pair of pants up, but since he was reaching into his long coat to hold the pants up (the waist was at his knees!!), it opened-up the coat enough for me to see EVERYTHING!!!!! (The coat and pants were his only clothing) I just blinked, turned away, had to look again, blush, turn away. Then I realized the guy was headed right for the Santa Set (it was almost Christmas). OMG, kids!!! So I wrangled my male co-worker, we brought him to our office, helped him tie the top of his pants and I sacrificed my belt. Phew! I'm glad we saved innocent retinas from what I had to see.

Speaking of, where do I get some of that brain bleach?

[PepperElf]

Oh gosh! At least you didn't actually SEE 'it'.

i think she saw enough of "it" to have a lasting icky memory.


(so giving you some more of the brain bleach)

[Amina516]

I visited an older gentleman with a classmate of mine for a school project.

When we got to his apartment, he was seated and everything was fine. When he got up though, his boxers were a little loose and out came his wangdoodle flapping in the breeze.

Worse part is that he didnt notice it, and I didnt know how to bring it up without embarassing him, so while he was in his little kitchen getting himself some coffee and cereal, "it" was looking at us.



At least next time we went to visit him, he had sweat pants on...but no shirt...but thats a story for another day. LOL.

[McGoddess09]

When we got to his apartment, he was seated and everything was fine. When he got up though, his boxers were a little loose and out came his wangdoodle flapping in the breeze.

I've only heard one person use the word 'wangdoodle' and that was just two days ago.

My SO "Even though I just used the word wangdoodle, don't you EVER call mine a wangdoodle."

[NightWatch]

Arby's. Basketball short shorts. Old man with a rather... prominent... erection.

The weird part was that he was just staring at the menu. He wasn't acting inappropriate in any other way.

That's went the tent pitching jokes stopped being funny.

[dalesys]

(1) Almost an old man: forgets to zip up
(2) Old man: forgets to zip down
(3) teenager: checks zipper 350 times a day in case it's down

[blas]

I'm probably going to jinx myself here, as I'm sure soon enough I'll see something that will induce wild Exorcist-like vomitting....

But I am pretty immune to that kind of thing.

At my work, I have seen so many buttcracks and back fat of obese men, I saw a woman bend over, her shirt ride up...and she had thick black nasty hair all over her lower back, I have a few coworkers who insist on going braless...and they are not 20 years old and A or B cup........

But just remember, the only offensive thing at work is my tight clothes and my cleavage (that is never seen!).

[Kirachan]

last store I worked at 2 tennagers walked in. one was defiantly a guy the other i THINK was a girl, not really sure, guy hairstyle deep voice, but i think i saw a bra strap. and his/her rear looked like a guy's, how do i know this? this person decided to wear a baggy shirt and very baggy pants. problem is they decided not to wear underwear. and bend down. a lot. you couldn't tell his/her a** was hanging out because of the length of the shirt until he/she bent over, then you had a very....... full..... view *shudders* i did not want to see that

[Anakah]

An old man was in my window the other day in sweats and needless to say he was very happy to see me. I was !

[Pairou]

(Unrelated: I own the sign you have in your icon, keia. :] )

When I was living with a family for a few months studying abroad (i live alone now), there were a few times where the dad would kinda forget to close the shower-room door... I learned to not look that way when walking up the stairs to the kitchen. XD His wife would usually run over and close it and we'd both pretend we didn't know the other knew what was going on.

[Keiara]

(Unrelated: I own the sign you have in your icon, keia. :] )

I want that sign!

[Ironclad Alibi]

I want that sign!

I did a Google search on "violators will be shot".

Taylors Gifts has it for sale.