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Work Rant *Longish Sorry*
I didn't know where to put this cause its a mix of rants 
I am an asst slave *oops* manager at Subway for the record. All this has happened since Thursday.
To whoever decided us having a fax machine of all things so customers can fax us their orders, you really suck. All I need in the middle of a rush is to stop and answer the phone so a fax came come through. Not to mention that the faxes are being sent to us by people who have no idea how to circle important things we need to know like what kind of bread or meat to put on it. So gee thanks for that. Ooo and before I forget thanks for putting it right above our safe so we had to drop the shelves, now we have to pray our drops make it in the slot and drop.
To the wonderful customer that tore our sink from the wall in the bathroom then locked the door so we wouldn't find out about until we closed..... a big hearty WTF???? Seriously I would love to know how you managed to do that.
To the coworker that called in on my day off to take her brother to the airport of all things, I really don't like you too much right now. I haven't had a day off in a month and yes I do have a life that does not involve making sandwiches. You have lost your mind if you think the manage is actually going to work a double shift hence called me in.
Speaking of my manager you really suck. You have no regard for how hard us on the night crew work. We are left with the bulk of the cleaning while dealing with rude customers dying for their $5 sandwich. I really loved how you stood there crying cause you had to do extra prep while letting us know that "how hard ya'll work during the day" and that we had to start doing our own prep. Yeah buddy we really have the time with only 3 people working to clean, make bread, make sandwiches, and deal with that damn fax machine. And if you think I am coming in early OFF THE CLOCK to do it you have lost your mind.
To the customer who bought 3 cookies, went outside, ate half of one, then came back cause they were not "soft" enough, you can bite me. Its 9:30 at night, we close in 30 minutes. Then to suggest I put them back and give you new ones
Yeah I am going to put cookies you took out the door, put your nasty hands all over back in the cookie bin. I am sure the customers waiting in line would love that.
To the evil woman who makes it her personal goal in life to come in at night to find out what we don't have or how rude we are so you can come back in the morning to complain in the manager, I hope there is a special place in hell for you. I really loved how you opened our door ten minutes before close last night and shouted "let me guess your out of sweet tea" before flying off on your broomstick.
To the customers who come in on their cellphones and keep talking while I am trying to move them along cause we have a line to the door, get off the damn phone. And don't tell me to wait a minute or look at me crazy when I pretend your not there and help the person behind you. Oh and for cripes sake STOP putting people on speakerphone so they can yell their order out to us. It's bad enough we have to hear you yell us, don't bring back up on the phone.
No we will not drown your sandwich in mayo, sweet onion sauce, or ranch. We do have to account for everything in this store and we are tired of running out of things on Sunday. Same goes for olives people. You get 6 and maybe a few more but thats it. We are not required to give you a 50 olives on a $5 sandwich.
NOOOOO philly steak is not a $5 sub no matter how much you cry we are lying in the commericals. It says REGULAR subs and our philly is a double stack sub therefore it is not regular. Yes it is all my fault they stopped making the prime rib so you can't have steak at all unless you fork out 9.09 for the philly. Call the 1 800 number and cry to someone who is paid to listen.
To the next customer who comes in and asks for a $5 sub then just stands there waiting for me to move I will be forced to throttle you. I am not a mind reader, if I was I would not be behind this counter dealing with you. Oh and the next person comes up to me singing the commerical song will get honey oat thrown at them. Its not cute nor do I find it humerous when I have been on my feet 10 hours making sandwiches for the rudest people in this city. Now if you like to sing and do the dance with it for my amusement that I would love to see.
Sorry it has been a long few days and I had to vent.
I am an asst slave *oops* manager at Subway for the record. All this has happened since Thursday.To whoever decided us having a fax machine of all things so customers can fax us their orders, you really suck. All I need in the middle of a rush is to stop and answer the phone so a fax came come through. Not to mention that the faxes are being sent to us by people who have no idea how to circle important things we need to know like what kind of bread or meat to put on it. So gee thanks for that. Ooo and before I forget thanks for putting it right above our safe so we had to drop the shelves, now we have to pray our drops make it in the slot and drop.
To the wonderful customer that tore our sink from the wall in the bathroom then locked the door so we wouldn't find out about until we closed..... a big hearty WTF???? Seriously I would love to know how you managed to do that.
To the coworker that called in on my day off to take her brother to the airport of all things, I really don't like you too much right now. I haven't had a day off in a month and yes I do have a life that does not involve making sandwiches. You have lost your mind if you think the manage is actually going to work a double shift hence called me in.
Speaking of my manager you really suck. You have no regard for how hard us on the night crew work. We are left with the bulk of the cleaning while dealing with rude customers dying for their $5 sandwich. I really loved how you stood there crying cause you had to do extra prep while letting us know that "how hard ya'll work during the day" and that we had to start doing our own prep. Yeah buddy we really have the time with only 3 people working to clean, make bread, make sandwiches, and deal with that damn fax machine. And if you think I am coming in early OFF THE CLOCK to do it you have lost your mind.
To the customer who bought 3 cookies, went outside, ate half of one, then came back cause they were not "soft" enough, you can bite me. Its 9:30 at night, we close in 30 minutes. Then to suggest I put them back and give you new ones
Yeah I am going to put cookies you took out the door, put your nasty hands all over back in the cookie bin. I am sure the customers waiting in line would love that.To the evil woman who makes it her personal goal in life to come in at night to find out what we don't have or how rude we are so you can come back in the morning to complain in the manager, I hope there is a special place in hell for you. I really loved how you opened our door ten minutes before close last night and shouted "let me guess your out of sweet tea" before flying off on your broomstick.
To the customers who come in on their cellphones and keep talking while I am trying to move them along cause we have a line to the door, get off the damn phone. And don't tell me to wait a minute or look at me crazy when I pretend your not there and help the person behind you. Oh and for cripes sake STOP putting people on speakerphone so they can yell their order out to us. It's bad enough we have to hear you yell us, don't bring back up on the phone.
No we will not drown your sandwich in mayo, sweet onion sauce, or ranch. We do have to account for everything in this store and we are tired of running out of things on Sunday. Same goes for olives people. You get 6 and maybe a few more but thats it. We are not required to give you a 50 olives on a $5 sandwich.
NOOOOO philly steak is not a $5 sub no matter how much you cry we are lying in the commericals. It says REGULAR subs and our philly is a double stack sub therefore it is not regular. Yes it is all my fault they stopped making the prime rib so you can't have steak at all unless you fork out 9.09 for the philly. Call the 1 800 number and cry to someone who is paid to listen.
To the next customer who comes in and asks for a $5 sub then just stands there waiting for me to move I will be forced to throttle you. I am not a mind reader, if I was I would not be behind this counter dealing with you. Oh and the next person comes up to me singing the commerical song will get honey oat thrown at them. Its not cute nor do I find it humerous when I have been on my feet 10 hours making sandwiches for the rudest people in this city. Now if you like to sing and do the dance with it for my amusement that I would love to see.
Sorry it has been a long few days and I had to vent.