The bag who wanted a bag

[Nyoibo]

Oh the 4th of May is going to be a funny time to watch customers.

[BookstoreEscapee]

the little bluetooth things are even worse, especially if they have long hair so you can't tell if their talking to someone or just crazy

The first time I saw someone using one of those, he was walking around the front of the Bargain section and I seriously thought he was talking to himself. Then he came up to buy something and I saw the little microphone hanging down from his headset (pre-bluetooth).

Oh, and I'm pretty sure "sex god" is two words...

[Imogene]

I hate it when people are on their cell phones when you're ringing them up...

Friends and I went to a Subway today (hurray! Seafood is back for Lent!) and they had a sign on the counter that read, "We reserve the right to move on to the next customer if you are on your cell phone while ordering" They got high fives.

[Mordecai]

Personally, I think you should yell 'HAG' back and when she gets pissed, tell her you thought it was rhyming day.

That, and if the shoe fits....

Or claim you were just doing a crossword.

[Voldine]

Now if only the political fucksticks here in America would do something similar.

[Broomjockey]

Now if only the political

Hmm... We have site for comments like that... but I can't quite recall what it is... I just remember Not. Here.

[edible_hat]

Oh, and I'm pretty sure "sex god" is two words...

It doesn't matter, SC's can't count.

[Primer]

Hmm... We have site for comments like that... but I can't quite recall what it is... I just remember Not. Here.

fratching.com ?

[Ironclad Alibi]

fratching.com ?

You keep saying that. I think you mean what what you think it means.

[PhotoChick]

You keep saying that. I think you mean what what you think it means.

Don't butcher the quote.