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  • That's right. I said no.

    An older one, back when I was a pseudo-supervisor. I get a call from one of my reps saying the caller is demanding a supervisor. I get the info, calls comes through. Person starts ranting from the word "Go". I try to be patient and polite, let it get out of his system. I started asking pointed questions (so I could, you know, help) and he gets pissy with me. The following exchange happens after 7 minutes of putting up with this jerk:

    Jerk: You're not listening to me!
    Me: On the contrary, Sir. I've been listening and trying to get more information. I want to help you, but you're not giving me much.
    Jerk: I don't like your tone, asshole.
    Me: (That's it. You pushed my little red wagon) Well, we're getting nowhere, Sir. Do you have any other questions?
    Jerk: I want to talk to your manager!
    Me: No.
    Jerk: Excuse me?
    Me: That's right. I said No. I'm the highest person you're going to speak to tonight.
    Jerk: You WILL put me through to your manager or I'll-
    Me: I'm not, Sir. And any threat you make against me is empty at best. As you have no further questions, thank you for calling (agency).
    Jerk: This is unbel-(released)

    He called back, of course. He ranted and raved at the reps, demanding another supervisor. He got me a few times but hung up before I could speak.
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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    Negotiating Rum
    Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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    • #3
      Quoth AriRashkae View Post
      Priceless. Though I can't think of any expletive that rhymes with "Bundt Cake".
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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      • #4
        Quoth AriRashkae View Post
        I laughed so hard i cried a little bit. You're my hero for that link. After 12 of my 14 work hours for today you just made it awesome.

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        • #5
          Quoth ShugoAC View Post
          I laughed so hard i cried a little bit. You're my hero for that link. After 12 of my 14 work hours for today you just made it awesome.
          A couple of his early comics made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe. That was after I'd been reading the archives for awhile.
          The High Priest is an Illusion!

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          • #6
            Quoth AriRashkae View Post
            I was tempted to post that here myself. I'm glad it got posted here.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              Quoth Nurian View Post
              Priceless. Though I can't think of any expletive that rhymes with "Bundt Cake".
              hint- its not english

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              • #8
                Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                hint- its not english
                Ok my interest is piqued. What is it? If you'd feel more comfortable you can PM me. I'm always looking for new and inventive phrases to describe SCs or upper management.
                Losing faith in humanity, one customer at a time

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                • #9
                  Quoth Ghengis51 View Post
                  Ok my interest is piqued. What is it? If you'd feel more comfortable you can PM me. I'm always looking for new and inventive phrases to describe SCs or upper management.
                  I've been trying to figure it out since the day the strip was put up. If you would pm me what it is I would appreciate it.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Akasa View Post
                    I've been trying to figure it out since the day the strip was put up. If you would pm me what it is I would appreciate it.
                    Request thirded
                    I still miss my ex.
                    But my aim is getting better.

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                    • #11
                      Request fourthed, I've been trying to work it out.
                      If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                      • #12
                        Fifthed. Though I think ONE of us should email Randy.
                        I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                        • #13
                          It's not actually a rhyme.

                          A closer approximation of the sound is 'Buck cake'.

                          Or even 'Buck ake' but without the pause.
                          Seshat's self-help guide:
                          1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                          2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                          3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                          4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                          "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                          • #14
                            ahhhh
                            you know i've been in japan too i should have thought of that, but i never watched the japanese porn.

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                            • #15
                              Is that an insult, though? Sounds like a request....
                              I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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