But, the judge ordered me to!

[bubblelittlepally]

Sometimes people procrastinate. We like to hit the snooze button 3 times, finish our homework at the very last minute, and do our laundry when we absolutely cannot wear that pair of pants one more day in a row. However, most of us usually can get it together to stay on top of things that spell impending doom, but not this young man.

Apparently, he’s in trouble. The judge ordered him to come see us in social services to help him get his GED and find a job. I’m fairly certain that the Judge didn’t give him just one day to do this.

I= the idiot
Me

I: Ineedtoyoutosingthis

Me: Wha?

I: The judge told me to come here and get my GED, can you sign this saying that I’ve been working on it.

Me: Who’s your case manager?

I: I’ve never been here before

Me: I can’t sign it then

I: The judge said you have to

Me: If you were actively participating in the program, I would

I: Ok, do you guys have any jobs?

Me: Let me get you singed up for the program and then we can talk about jobs.

I: Nevermind.

Huh, I guess jail is better than answering 8 questions, telling me your name/address/phone number and singing a piece of paper.. huh?

[KorporateKitty]

Gee, motivated much?

[QASlave]

Wow. Well on his way to becoming a fine, upstanding contribution to society.

[NateTheChops]

Do they still make liscence plates in jail?

[Apathy]

Do they still make liscence plates in jail?

I'm not sure, but my wife's office got some Tshirts made in a prison.

[NateTheChops]

I'm not sure, but my wife's office got some Tshirts made in a prison.

My Husband Dropped the Soap and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt. (Not you, I'm just guessing the shirt's slogan)

[tropicsgoddess]

My Husband Dropped the Soap and All I Got was This Lousy T-Shirt. (Not you, I'm just guessing the shirt's slogan)

Greetings from the Graybar Hotel!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Do they still make liscence plates in jail?

I know our state does. Ours come from the Women's Prison in Raleigh.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sometimes people procrastinate. We like to hit the snooze button 3 times,

Only 3?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Only 3?

Is that a record for the least number of times the snooze button has been hit in a single morning?

I've been known to hit mine - on rare occasion - at least 6.

[PepperElf]

Huh, I guess jail is better than answering 8 questions, telling me your name/address/phone number and singing a piece of paper.. huh?

free room and board and cable tv!
and time to work on his GED


snooze bar... i hit mine for a whole hour before..
(once in revenge on the girl who slept in the rack below mine cos she did that daily... and nothing sucks more than coming off of midwatch, trying to sleep... only to wake up every 5 minutes cos she couldn't just re-set the alarm or get her ass up!)

[NightWatch]

Our jail doesn't make license plates. But they do grow organic fruits and vegetables!