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    While many of the classes I teach are not high on the list of popularity, one is. I teach a class in film, which means that every week, we watch movies.

    This is a class that is often recommended to students who are, shall we say, educationally challenged. If you're in danger of being booted from school, the film class should help your GPA.

    That said, there's work involved here. There are weekly papers on the movies we watch, two tests, and a major 6-8 page paper on a film director. For that assignment, I hand out a sheet that details precisely what I want and expect. Each student looks at the films of a specific director (of their choice, but off a pre-approved list of about 100). They are required to include in their paper a discussion of no less than three of that director's films. So, f'rinstance, if you were doing Alfred Hitchcock, you could look at Vertigo, Rope, North by Northwest, Rear Window, Psycho... and on and on. Provided you used at least three movies, you're good.

    In addition to the handout, I go over the assignment in class for about 15 minutes, reinforcing everything that's on the handout. I tell students where they can go to find movies (places they might overlook--like the public library), and tell them multiple times that before they select a director, they must be sure to have access to at least three films.

    Two days ago, and two weeks after the assignment was given, one of my students approached me. She has access to only one of her director's films, because (bet this'll be a shock) she didn't do a single damned thing I told her to do.

    I give instructions for several reasons. One is to standardize the assignment, which makes it easier for me. Another is to give the students guidelines so that they can reasonably complete the assignment in the four freakin' weeks between when I give it and they complete it.

    If you don't follow the directions I give you, read to you, expound on in class, and repeat for the next week, I have no sympathy for you. Reading, comprehending, and listening are basic skills that you should have acquired before reaching college. That you haven't is not my concern. Next time, pay attention instead of playing footsie with your boyfriend under the desk.
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    I just hope Uwe Boll is not on your pre-approved list. *shudders*
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    • #3
      Quoth Midnight_Angel View Post
      I just hope Uwe Boll is not on your pre-approved list. *shudders*
      I don't think he is. There has been precedence of not doing essays on someone you want to see murdered.
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      • #4
        Quoth Midnight_Angel View Post
        I just hope Uwe Boll is not on your pre-approved list. *shudders*
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        • #5
          oh god uwe boll. do not ever rent Seed. EVER! i forget to check the director ONCE and end up with a boll film.
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          • #6
            I didn't mind Alone in the dark, but I had no idea of what the story was from the game and had never seen or heard of the game.
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            • #7
              Quoth lordlundar View Post
              There has been precedence of not doing essays on someone you want to see murdered.
              Hey, he'll box anyone who says he's not a good director... which may explain why he's not a good director. He'd be a good lead for te movie adaptation of Bully.
              Also, any chance Hayao Miyazaki's on the approved list? I could get a lot of his movies, and dissect them rather expressly.
              I'd be interested in a class about movies, not because of the ease of the class... I like movies and imagery and such. I'll be a director eventually, and then, you'll all be able to say you knew me when.
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              • #8
                A friend of mine took a class on film in grad school. They did a section on porn.

                (They could opt out of that section if they wanted to, but I'm not sure anyone in her class did.)
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                • #9
                  Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  A friend of mine took a class on film in grad school. They did a section on porn.

                  (They could opt out of that section if they wanted to, but I'm not sure anyone in her class did.)
                  I'll have you know I find that outrageous! Outrageous, I say!

                  It means I went to the wrong colleges.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    I'll have you know I find that outrageous! Outrageous, I say!

                    It means I went to the wrong colleges.
                    University of Delaware graduate program in English

                    Of course, this was like 10 years ago so I don't know if they still do that.
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                    • #11
                      Hm. A paper on Uwe Bolle. Can't really see it, but I'm sure it's been done somewhere.

                      Now, if one of your directors were Ed Wood, THAT would be class.

                      If your students are educationally challenged, be sure to throw Guy Madden their way. I'd like to see the papers written!

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                      • #12
                        major 6-8 page paper on a film director
                        oooo that sounds like fun actually.
                        I don't suppose Sam Raimi is on the list is he?

                        I'd sooo do one on him listing Evil Dead 1, 2, 3/AoD, The Grudge 1, 2, Spider Man 1, 2, 3. Not to mention Bruce Campbell's books about working with Sam...

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          It means I went to the wrong colleges.
                          Try Westminster College in Salt Lake where they have the Dick Science Building.
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                          • #14
                            To clear things up...

                            Uwe Boll is not anywhere within 100 feet of the list. Ed Wood is also not on the list, but Tim Burton is, and so the movie Ed Wood could certainly be used.

                            Sam Raimi, however, is on the list, as is John Carpenter, David Cronenberg, Tobe Hooper, Guillermo del Toro, and about 90 others. I could probably supply you with the whole list, but I can't imagine anyone would care that much.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              University of Delaware graduate program in English
                              Well I guess, "Oh yeah!", "Harder!" and " me!" count as English.
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