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    This guy hands me a gift card, and we have to get the 4 digit number off the back of the card to run it through. The writing was so small that I had to hold it up close to my eyes to be able to read it.
    SC: Excuse me, do you need glasses?
    Me: No, sir.
    SC: You were holding that card up awfully close to your eyes.
    Me: (in a semi-sarcatsic tone) No, sir, I do not need glasses. You don't need to be worried about my eyes. Thank you.
    He gives me a look.
    SC: Well you were holding it up real close.
    Me: The numbers on the back were very small and I had a little trouble reading them. That doesn't mean I need glasses.
    SC: Well I don't like you challenging me like that.
    At this point I want to tell this jerk to mind his own fucking business, but I didn't want him to complain, especially since my asshole manager has been known for firing employees for small things, so I apologize and let him leave.
    Maybe I responded the wrong way, although I was not rude. But I just don't feel customers have the right to ask questions like this. They need to worry about themselves. It'd be the same thing if they went up to a fat person and told them, "Excuse me, don't you think you need to lose some weight?" I personally guarantee that employee will tell that customer that they can shove it where the sun don't shine. How many of you would've reacted like I did?

  • #2
    Quoth BowserKoopa1 View Post
    SC: Well you were holding it up real close.
    Who the fuck cares? What business is it of yours?

    I'd have reacted the same way. It's not that I would have been offended, it's just, WTF? Why do you care enough to comment, idiot stranger?

    And the whole "challenging him" thing? Also a WTF moment. "I'm sorry I responded to your stupid statement, sir."
    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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    • #3
      Quoth BowserKoopa1 View Post
      SC: Excuse me, do you need glasses?
      No sir, just a prat exterminator...
      "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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      • #4
        Two things strike me about this post:

        1) That guy was an insensitive douche

        2) Your manager is a power tripping douche.
        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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        • #5
          Quoth BowserKoopa1 View Post
          SC: Well I don't like you challenging me like that.
          Yes. Excuse you for challenging a total stranger on his knowledge about your PERSONAL eye health, which is no concern of his in the first place. What nerve! Where do these people come from?
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          • #6
            Freak. (him).

            Challenging him? HE challenged YOU. Can't stand people like that.

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            • #7
              I bet he'd have to do the same thing to see the numbers anyway

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              • #8
                I would have said pretty much the same thing to him, except that you're nicer than I am. I wouldn't have apologized.

                Although I probably would have "challenged" him further by asking him exactly what he meant by saying I "challenged" him. I like to make people spell out their own stupidity.

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                • #9
                  "I don't like you challenging me!"
                  "I'm sorry, sir. I'll use smaller words."

                  ...sorry! It's all I could think when I read that
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                  • #10
                    Quoth BowserKoopa1 View Post
                    ose to my eyes to be able to read it.
                    SC: Excuse me, do you need glasses?
                    Me: No, sir.
                    SC: You were holding that card up awfully close to your eyes.
                    Me: (in a semi-sarcatsic tone) No, sir, I do not need glasses. You don't need to be worried about my eyes. Thank you.
                    The SC has it backwards. It's when you hold to card far away from your eyes to read it that means you need reading glasses.

                    Relevant quote: "I don't need reading glasses. My arms are too short."
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                      The SC has it backwards. It's when you hold to card far away from your eyes to read it that means you need reading glasses.
                      Actually, it depends. I'm incredibly near-sighted, like legally blind without my glasses. If I have to read something and I don't have my glasses on, it has to be inches from my face. I just checked reading an old receipt and had to hold it about 6 inches from my nose to make it out.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Arm View Post
                        "I don't like you challenging me!"
                        "I'm sorry, sir. I'll use smaller words."
                        Ah, so you have my mind! I'd wondered where I lost it! Please send it back when you've finished with it, as I need it to remember where my marbles have gotten off to...
                        Last edited by Geek King; 03-11-2009, 03:15 PM.
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                        • #13
                          I already wear glasses.... but I'm pretty sure if I didnt that I would have reacted the same way you did... There are some things that are hard to read even with 20/20 vision...
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                          • #14
                            I had some old bitchy lady yell it at me when I asked to see her ID and she flashed it at me and I told her I didn't get a good look. I was angry after that and gave her my crappy, mangled, mute money.

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