Joining the ranks of racist CS posters

[infinitemonkies]

Yes, I am a racist.

In a sold-out hotel, I have singled you out for harassment and degradation because of the color of your skin. It's not because you randomly threw your empty pizza boxes, crushed beer cans, and used kleenex into the hallway. It's not because you've inexplicably decided to leave the door to your room wide open while you watch tv all night in your underwear. It's not even because you've got said T.V. cranked up to full volume at 5am, it's 'cause you're <race irrelavant>.

Well done, my most inestimable foe: You've seen through my clever plan to oppress and persecute your people for hundreds of years by politely asking you to turn down the volume.

Curses, foiled again.

[Boozy]

It's not because you've inexplicably decided to leave the door to your room wide open while you watch tv all night in your underwear.

Oh dear lord.

[Cookiesaur]

This sounds like every one of the customers at Disney's Pop Century resort EVER.

[Getoutofmylobby]

As a fact, our hotel has a sliding scale for the rates depending on the color of your skin. We automatically double the rates whenever a <race irrelevant> walks in. This has been pointed out to us on a number of occasions even though half our front desk staff is <race irrelevant>.

Welcome to the brotherhood.

[LoneWolf]

It's not because you randomly threw your empty pizza boxes, crushed beer cans, and used kleenex into the hallway. It's not because you've inexplicably decided to leave the door to your room wide open while you watch tv all night in your underwear

I guess he just felt at home. You should take that as a compliment

[bainsidhe]

Just lovely. Some of our hoteliers on the board are able to leave notes on a guest's account. I'm secretly hoping you're able to leave your post there, as it was written beautifully.

[taxguykarl]

If he didn't pay cash up front, you have a name to send the bill for his damage. Tell me that your corporate office will let you ban him.

[PepperElf]

you've inexplicably decided to leave the door to your room wide open while you watch tv all night in your underwear

just be thankful it wasn't porn

and that the underwear stayed on

[blas]

But have you seen some men in their tightie whities? (most of these men tend to also have huge racing streaks on their undies!)

Door stay shut, please.

[QASlave]

But have you seen some men in their tightie whities? (most of these men tend to also have huge racing streaks on their undies!)

Door stay shut, please.

Did you really have to go there??!! Now I have to poke out my minds eye.

[MyEccentricHell]

This sounds like every one of the customers at Disney's Pop Century resort EVER.

Please say that isn't really so, I've been thinking about booking our family vacation there.

[depechemodefan]

just be thankful it wasn't porn

and that the underwear stayed on

Maybe it was. Why you think those kleenexes were thrown into the hallway?

[Moggie]

Did you really have to go there??!! Now I have to poke out my minds eye.

Brain Bleach, steel wool and melon ballers are available upon request in the lobby!

[draftermatt]

Please say that isn't really so, I've been thinking about booking our family vacation there.

I already did...

[MyEccentricHell]

I already did...

I really don't know what to say besides it looks like you need to know the answer to the question I asked even more so then I do.

I think I'm going to hold off on booking my trip until I find out the answer.