Well she has to pay for her pop

[candyshopgirl]

This is short and sucky....


So I was ringing up this girl for a bottle of pop and behind her was a business man(how I despise them).Well the girl's debit card is denied and so she starts digging through her purse for money.Well hell don't you know it the business has to add his two worthless cents.

Me--poor cashier
Business jackass-BJ

BJ-Starts yelling...All this shit and wai9ting for a damn diet coke.Fuck I'm late for a meeting.
Me-Sir you need to calm down.I can't just let her leave witout paying.
BJ-But I'm fucking late
Me--Sir you're more then welcome to pay for her drink.But unless you're willing to do that then be quiet.
BJ-Stupid shit
Me-Sir are you going to explain at the end of the month why the diet cokes are short,if not then shut up
BJ- he just drops his coke in the floor and mumbles something and leaves.

By then the girl was red faced but had found her money. She said she was sorry to cause problems.I just told her it wasn't her fault and that was the end of it.

[Bliss]

Please, will somebody let me know I was NOT the only one to read the title as "She has to pay for her poop"

[candyshopgirl]

Please, will somebody let me know I was NOT the only one to read the title as "She has to pay for her poop"

well in our store she might as well eaten poop.With all the candy(empty junk calories) you be better off. I can't stand the sight and taste of candy since working in a candy store for years.

[Pagan]

BJ-Starts yelling...All this shit and wai9ting for a damn diet coke.Fuck I'm late for a meeting.
Me-Sir you need to calm down.I can't just let her leave witout paying.
BJ-But I'm fucking late

If you're late, what the hell are you doing stopping any store?

BTW - Nice language, do you speak to your mother with that mouth?

Granted, I don't have the cleanest mouth, but I don't use that language when I'm trying to conduct business!

[HowMayIHelpYouToday]

Please, will somebody let me know I was NOT the only one to read the title as "She has to pay for her poop"

I did also

[chainedbarista]

i always find it funny (not amusing, mind you) that the people who always claim they're 'late' always seem to find the time to stop off for coffee or caffeinated beverage of choice no matter how 'important' their meeting/appointment/insert activity here is-priorities, it's not just a pretty word, y'know.

poor girl, at least she didn't go the sucky route and blame you for her card being declined.

[Rapscallion]

Please, will somebody let me know I was NOT the only one to read the title as "She has to pay for her poop"

Hmm - flying Ryanair?

Rapscallion

[fireheart]

i always find it funny (not amusing, mind you) that the people who always claim they're 'late' always seem to find the time to stop off for coffee or caffeinated beverage of choice no matter how 'important' their meeting/appointment/insert activity here is-priorities, it's not just a pretty word, y'know.

poor girl, at least she didn't go the sucky route and blame you for her card being declined.

I'm the same.

[Nyoibo]

Please, will somebody let me know I was NOT the only one to read the title as "She has to pay for her poop"

Nope, I read it as that, I was confused for a minute.

[PepperElf]

"She has to pay for her poop"

no you're not alone

the business guy needs to pull the stick out of his ass
and then he goes and drops his drink on the floor?

what a cockwalletwanker

[blas]

I'm baffled as well. When I worked at the gas station, I got the "I'm in a hurry!" or "I'm late!" excuse time and time again.

If you're running late, do you really, really need that pack of gum or that soda pop?

I mean, I've been late before, but it's been my own fault, I'm not about to go buy a pack of smokes and kick and scream at everyone.

[Catwoman2965]

I know! I'll have customers who will take their time meandering around the store, trying clothes on, etc etc etc, but as soon as they come up to pay, they want me to rush, rush, rush as they are in SUCH a big hurry! If that's the case, why on earth did you spend all that time looking at and trying on clothes???

Our practice is to ring, process the payment, and then fold and wrap the items in tissue, put the receipt in, and put it in a bag. Barring any complications, the whole process takes maybe 30 seconds, but even that is sometimes too much for the impatient SCs!

[Jester]

The title made me think something else completely (though not the poop thing).

This last Saturday, while waiting tables at the Waterfront Bar, I had a couple sit down at a table. I walked up and offered them drinks and/or breakfast menus. They didn't want to eat, and the woman wanted a diet soda. The man wanted nothing. Okay, so you're gonna take up the table, watch the musician, and order one soda? Great. Fine. I figure they'll be there a while, take up a table, and be a pain in the butt. But I was nice and polite and all that. They may be idiots, but technically speaking, they are paying customers. *sigh*

I was wrong. A short while later, when I passed by, they were gone. They had surprised me, and just stuck around briefly.

They also had not bothered to actually pay for the soda. Thanks, kids. I didn't realize that we were your Free Beverage Service Provider. Last I checked, this is not your bar, you don't work here, this is not your house, and you are not guests at my house. This is a business. You order something, you pay for it. You don't just wander off when you damn well feel like it, without paying.

At LEAST my one walkout was only a soda, though. I was able to laugh that one off, frankly. Yeah, it cost me $1.50, but I made seriously good money, and knew I would, so whatever. My coworker, on the other hand, had a $100 tab walk out this week. Fuckers.

[Pagan]

Hmm - flying Ryanair?

Rapscallion

Snerk

what a cockwalletwanker

Snerk again.