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  • Barbie Birthday Bitchfest

    I had to take this outside call today because nobody on the floor was answering it. Thanks guys. Love ya.

    Me: Good morning, toy department, how can I help you?
    Customer: You got those Barbie dolls that are on sale for $3 each?

    (Note--the $3 Barbie doll in question is a special collector's edition doll that was released for Barbie's 50th birthday, which is evidently a major event for people interested in that kind of thing.)

    Me: Yes. They will go on sale Thursday.

    (Another note--we got a note from corporate telling us not to put the special $3 Barbie dolls out on the floor until Thursday, because they are pictured in Thursday's ad and we want to make sure they're available on Thursday.)

    Customer: You want to try that again? All Barbie dolls are supposed to be $3!

    Me: As far as I know, the only Barbie doll for $3 is the special collector's edition I just told you about.

    Customer: It was on TV last night! On two channels! All Barbie dolls are $3 in honor of Barbie's birthday!

    Me: I'm sorry, but again I believe only the special collector's edition dolls will be $3. I'm sure the other Barbie dolls will be on sale as well.

    Customer: That's false advertising! IT WAS ON TWO CHANNELS ON TV LAST NIGHT! *click*

    I loathe the local toy collectors.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    That Barbie, she brings out the bitch in everyone..
    "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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    • #3
      Quoth calulu View Post
      That Barbie, she brings out the bitch in everyone..
      singing"


      Barbie's such a bitch, she is just a witch,
      We really hate her, why does Ken date her?

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      • #4
        It's official. Barbie is a $3.00 whore.
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
          It's official. Barbie is a $3.00 whore.
          Naw. Two-bit in a 12-pack.
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            The Fifty Year Old Barbie
            "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              I loathe the local toy collectors.
              This is not a toy collector. I have an on-again off-again relationship with toy collecting. People who collect Barbies know how much these things are worth. Not one of us would expect every Barbie to be $3. I personally have one worth $200 (one that would be sold at an FAO). I might expect a special sale on the singles - the ones that retail between $7-$10. $3 would be a steal but I could totally see Barbie's B-Day as a way to offload some old swimsuit barbie stock that isn't selling.
              Interesting Fodder: http://interestingfodder.typepad.com

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              • #8
                Clearly IPF is not a Barbie girl.
                It's like the people in Vegas who have sex in video-monitored elevators.. -MoxisPilot
                The elevators are monitored?!!! OH CRAP!!! -Sheldonrs

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                • #9
                  Quoth sixums View Post
                  Clearly IPF is not a Barbie girl.
                  And you should be very very happy he isn't.

                  Irv in drag=nightmare fuel FOR LIFE
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    And you should be very very happy he isn't.

                    Irv in drag=nightmare fuel FOR LIFE
                    Irv's no Barbie girl
                    but in a Barbie wooorld
                    Life in plastic
                    Not fantastic

                    .....
                    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                    • #11
                      Ack! Thanks SO much for the earworm...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Buglady View Post
                        Ack! Thanks SO much for the earworm...
                        Master of the house, quick to catch your eye...

                        (cookie for the reference)
                        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          Irv in drag=nightmare fuel FOR LIFE
                          *Imagines it*

                          .......PFFFFFFTT!!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
                          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                            Master of the house, quick to catch your eye...

                            (cookie for the reference)
                            Refrence = Les Mis!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              And you should be very very happy he isn't.

                              Irv in drag=nightmare fuel FOR LIFE
                              Thanks Irv, now youv'e given me and EQ some ideas...

                              Come on EQ, ready to attack him in drag?

                              Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
                              Irv's no Barbie girl
                              but in a Barbie wooorld
                              Life in plastic
                              Not fantastic

                              .....
                              that is hilarious.

                              We can brush his hair,
                              Undress him everywhere...
                              He's not that wa-ay...
                              We can't create his day....
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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