Weird Race Card

[customersruinmylife]

The customer in question was a middle aged WHITE man.

He had drank way too much and was making a right show of himself. We decided it was time to cut him off. He walked up to the bar.

Me: Sir, we believe you have had enough to drink. I'm afraid we cannot serve you anymore.
SC: Wha...whaaaaaaat?!? You're barring me?!?
Me: No, no. It's fine, we just think you've had enough for tonight. Come back another time.

I was nothing but pleasant.

But he didn't get the hint. He stayed at the bar for about ten minutes, wanting to be served. One after another, each member of staff told him the same thing I did. He still didn't get the hint.

SC: AM I INVISABLE HERE?!?! I WANT SERVING!!!
Me: Sir, I will not tell you again, please keep your voice down. We have told you you are not getting served.

He didn't seem to hear me. He carried on waving at random members of staff, shouting:

SC: HELLOOO?!? CAN SOMEONE SERVE ME?!?! HELLOOO!?!

We ignored him.

SC: NOW I KNOW HOW BLACK PEOPLE FEEL WHEN THEY ARE IGNORED BY BARTENDERS! YOU ARE TREATING ME LIKE A BLACK MAN! YOU RACISTS!!!

The entire pub went silent. Every single person in the building had on their faces.

He walked out after that. All I can say is

[Nashida]

Hmmmm....wolf in sheep's clothing syndrome?

[NightWatch]

Yes sir. I AM treating you like a black man. But also like a hispanic, asian, Jew, or Nunavutian. No matter what color/race you are, if you're wasted, you're not getting served.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Yes sir. I AM treating you like a black man. But also like a hispanic, asian, Jew, or Nunavutian. No matter what color/race you are, if you're wasted, you're not getting served.

What?!? You have refused to serve Nunavutians? What would Gatekeeper have to say about that?

[Jester]

I think you are confusing GATEkeeper with GRAVEkeeper.

[Broomjockey]

Sounds like he maybe should been cut off an extra drink or two ago, if he was plowed enough to shout something that stupid.

[Jester]

Broom, please. Stupidity is not gained just from alcohol. All too many people are born with it, and alcohol just makes them stupidER.

[Broomjockey]

Broom, please.

*hands you a broom*


I know, but as I put the emphasis on the shouting, rather than the saying of something that stupid, I acknowledged that I felt the tosspot was stupid enough to say that under other circumstances. The booze just made him stupid enough to be vociferous.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I think you are confusing GATEkeeper with GRAVEkeeper.

Indeed I am. Probably several times.

[Jester]

I put the emphasis on the shouting, rather than the saying of something that stupid...

Okay, I missed the emphasis. My stupidity bad, dude.

[Nyoibo]

I think you are confusing GATEkeeper with GRAVEkeeper.

I think you're missing the point.

Who is the Keymaster?

[Broomjockey]

Who is the Keymaster?

Rick Moranis.

[tamezin]

What?!? You have refused to serve Nunavutians? What would Gatekeeper have to say about that?

Are they really call nunavutians? On Spore, I have named them Nunavites. I wonder if I can change that, its probably too late.

[Broomjockey]

Are they really call nunavutians? On Spore, I have named them Nunavites. I wonder if I can change that, its probably too late.

Nunavummiuq singular, Nunavummiut plural.

[taxguykarl]

In my bartending days, I've made it clear to drunks that they will only get coffee or soda pop the rest of my shift.