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  • Sharon Jasper award nominee (i.e. EW of the year)

    To refresh some memories that award was suggested in this post. It is named for this EW queen

    Background: The Department of Public Aid in my state sends out these form letters to its (for want of a better term) clients. There is the sentence that advises: "You may receive a tax credit of up to [emphasis added] $4824."

    First of all, that assumes two or more kids under 17 and actual earned income (as opposed to all the alphabet-soup welfare programs) between $12,050 and $15,750 for single parents. The table can be found here. Needless to say quite a few EW's miss the words "up to".

    This lady came to my desk and handed me her W-2 and ID. She only worked for about $4000 and had one child.

    Me: You federal refund comes to $[REDACTED]
    EW: That can't be right I got a letter saying I get back $4824.
    Me: [Pointing to the EITC tables, mentioned earlier]Your earned income is $4000, you have one child, you are a head of household, so your EIC is $1369. You had $[REDACTED] withheld, so your refund comes to $[REDACTED].
    EW: But I got a letter saying I should get $4824.
    Wash, rinse, repeat.
    Me: Was this letter from the Department of Public Aid?
    EW: Yes, but I don't have it.
    Me: No need, I've seen enough of those letters to paper these walls. They say you can receive UP TO that amount. As you can see in these tables; for that amount, you need to have two kids and earn between $12,050 and $15,750.
    EW: But I made more than that $4000, I had ADC, WIC and food stamps.
    Me: That is not considered earned for this purpose.
    [SIDEBAR: Technically, if most of the cost of one's support comes from public assistance, said individual does not qualify for EIC.]
    Wash, rinse, repeat.

    She finally signed the paperwork and left. Flipping us off as she exited the door. I guess she won't be back next year
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

    Who is John Galt?
    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

  • #2
    Quoth taxguykarl View Post
    Flipping us off as she exited the door.
    And I bet that hurt you so badly, didn't it?
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    • #3
      Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
      And I bet that hurt you so badly, didn't it?

      Truth be told, I was relieved that she didn't spit as she left.
      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

      Who is John Galt?
      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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      • #4
        Shame she didn't say something like:
        "I'm leaving and I'm NOT COMING BACK!"

        In which case, her signature on that would be greatly valued
        I like things that go *bang!*

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        • #5
          Quoth taxguykarl View Post

          Truth be told, I was relieved that she didn't spit as she left.
          If she did, you could dance at her.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            damn you beat me to it!

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            • #7
              Holy crap I was excited that I got like a thousand dollars back lol

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              • #8
                Quoth Anakah View Post
                Holy crap I was excited that I got like a thousand dollars back lol
                Stop by my desk. Let's see if we can improve on that.
                I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                Who is John Galt?
                -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                • #9
                  I got less back than I paid in two months. Who do I flip off?

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