People with coupons are driving me insane! We have these 2 coupons in particular. 1 is spend $50 and get $10 off, and the other is spend $250 and get $25 off. About half the time, I get customers questioning their total and looking at me like I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Here's the best SC I can remember....
Me: Ok, your total is $245.
SC: Is that with the coupon off?
Me: Yes, the total is correct.
SC: That doesn't seem right. Can you check it?
and checks the total.
Me: Yup, with the coupon taking $25 off, your total is about $225, plus $20 in taxes.
SC: That's not right. Something doesn't seem right.
Me: I'm sorry, but the total is correct.
SC: How can that be right?
Me: You had $20 in taxes that brought your total back up around $250. The taxes are what did it.
SC: That's not fair! This isn't right!
Me: Well unfortunately, Uncle Sam wants his share, so there's nothing I can do about the taxes.
SC: This is a ripoff! Isn't there anything you can do?

Me: Nope, sorry about that.
The customer gives me a look like its my fault. Yeah, its my fault that the government wants you to pay taxes on things you buy. Dumbasses.
Me: Ok, your total is $245.
SC: Is that with the coupon off?
Me: Yes, the total is correct.
SC: That doesn't seem right. Can you check it?

Me: Yup, with the coupon taking $25 off, your total is about $225, plus $20 in taxes.
SC: That's not right. Something doesn't seem right.
Me: I'm sorry, but the total is correct.
SC: How can that be right?
Me: You had $20 in taxes that brought your total back up around $250. The taxes are what did it.
SC: That's not fair! This isn't right!
Me: Well unfortunately, Uncle Sam wants his share, so there's nothing I can do about the taxes.
SC: This is a ripoff! Isn't there anything you can do?


Me: Nope, sorry about that.
The customer gives me a look like its my fault. Yeah, its my fault that the government wants you to pay taxes on things you buy. Dumbasses.
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