Me: Thank you for calling such-and-such. This is Wade, how may I help you?
SC: Yeah, I'm pissed off! I was woken up this morning at 8AM from your company to remind me I need to pay my bill after only five hours of sleep!
Me: Okay, do you know who the individual was, or was it an automated call?
SC: I don't know, I didn't pick up. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!
You know, you just can't win. Customers bitch you don't send them notices, bitch if we drop a friendly reminder, bitch if they don't pay their bill.
Whatever.
So, he pays his bill over the phone.
SC: I want to speak with a supervisor!
Me: Okay, I will have one contact you as quickly as -
SC: You know what? Forget it! I'll give you a reprieve this one time!
Thank you, Godfather. Thank you, Don A-Bitchy.
Here's the punchline: I looked up his info out of curiosity. Guy's a single, 26-year old full-time student. Last I checked, there isn't a university on Earth open until 3AM, which means he was most likely out partying.
Boy, he's gonna be a REAL pleasure to work with once he enters the workforce.
SC: Yeah, I'm pissed off! I was woken up this morning at 8AM from your company to remind me I need to pay my bill after only five hours of sleep!
Me: Okay, do you know who the individual was, or was it an automated call?
SC: I don't know, I didn't pick up. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!
You know, you just can't win. Customers bitch you don't send them notices, bitch if we drop a friendly reminder, bitch if they don't pay their bill.
Whatever.
So, he pays his bill over the phone.
SC: I want to speak with a supervisor!
Me: Okay, I will have one contact you as quickly as -
SC: You know what? Forget it! I'll give you a reprieve this one time!
Thank you, Godfather. Thank you, Don A-Bitchy.
Here's the punchline: I looked up his info out of curiosity. Guy's a single, 26-year old full-time student. Last I checked, there isn't a university on Earth open until 3AM, which means he was most likely out partying.
Boy, he's gonna be a REAL pleasure to work with once he enters the workforce.
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