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  • Help! Help! I'm Being Repressed!

    A certain popular radio talk show host who gives himself a certain political label had a book come out Tuesday. We got 20 copies in; within hours they were sold out.

    10 times a day since then I've had people asking for it. So I explain we have more coming in and I can hold one for them. And almost every time I get this:

    "WHY didn't you get more copies in?" >suspicious tone<

    I get this every single time a political book comes out that is written by a popular person who gives themselves the same political label as said talk show host. Here's what I want to say:

    "We do not have a political affiliation. We are a store and as such our primary objective is to MAKE MONEY. We will sell any book that makes us money no matter what it is about. If "How to Make Meth and Eat Children" became a best seller and made us tons of money, we would put it right out front. We didn't order more of >person with a certain political label's< book because we weren't aware of how much MONEY it was going to make us."

    It is only ever when books by people with this certain political label come out. I know there are crazies on both sides, but I only catch this kind of conspiracy theory flack from this one label.

    I told my boss today how frustrating this is, and he replied that it's all a marketing ploy anyway! Publishers intentionally underprint certain titles, then the writers go on the radio or TV and talk about how all bookstores are owned by people of the opposite political label and are surpressing books by writers of the other label. This whips their fans into a frenzy of outrage and they come in droves to demand the books and abuse poor bookstore employees.

    Bastards.

    (I know the 'political label' thing is confusing, but I don't want to offend any posters who might belong to the certain political label I mean).
    https://www.facebook.com/authorpatriciacorrell/

  • #2
    Reminds me of the mil. discount people. I'm always tempted to answer that the reason why we don't offer one is because we want the terrorists to win.

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    • #3
      I'm not sure who the author is, but I have a feeling the "certain politcal label" has to do with the terrible burden of the rich white man.
      I will never go to school!

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      • #4
        I would like nothing more than to be armed when or if they decide to get to the:

        'See the violence inherent in the system" Part.

        I just like to be prepared
        I like things that go *bang!*

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        • #5
          Sounds a lot like the whole Wii shortage thing.

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          • #6
            Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
            "How to Make Meth and Eat Children"
            If I ever write a book I'm calling it that.
            If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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            • #7
              Bonus point for Monty Python reference.
              "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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              • #8
                Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
                Bonus point for Monty Python reference.
                What's on the telly then?

                Looks like a penguin.
                I like things that go *bang!*

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                • #9
                  Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                  I told my boss today how frustrating this is, and he replied that it's all a marketing ploy anyway! Publishers intentionally underprint certain titles, then the writers go on the radio or TV and talk about how all bookstores are owned by people of the opposite political label and are surpressing books by writers of the other label. This whips their fans into a frenzy of outrage and they come in droves to demand the books and abuse poor bookstore employees.
                  Pass that along.

                  "Why didn't you get in more copies?"
                  "Well, we did order plenty, but the publisher only sent us a few. Apparently, the publisher is trying to drive up sales by making it seem like there is a short supply. It sucks for us though, because you want the book and we want to sell it to you, but if the publisher won't send it to us there's really nothing we can do."

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                  • #10
                    (I know the 'political label' thing is confusing, but I don't want to offend any posters who might belong to the certain political label I mean).
                    Actually I rather appreciated the gesture cos we have lots of different political views here and ... i could be wrong but i think there's crazies in every political group who'd act the same way as the SCs.

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                    • #11
                      People see conspiracies every where. When they don't have to worry about being the strongest swimmer in the millions of brothers, they have to do something to entertain themselves.
                      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                      • #12
                        Well we DO have a few more copies... but first we have to make sure we're not selling a copy to one of THEM.
                        "Them boys ain't zombies! They're just stupid!"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                          I'm not sure who the author is, but I have a feeling the "certain politcal label" has to do with the terrible burden of the rich white man.
                          The OP left that detail out deliberately. Let's not speculate about it here.
                          The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                          The stupid is strong with this one.

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                          • #14
                            "All the world art daft, 'cept me and thee. And I think thou art a little cracked."

                            Paranoia strikes deep
                            Into your life it will creep
                            It starts when you're always afraid
                            You step out of line, the man come and take you away
                            -- Buffalo Springfield "For What It's Worth"
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth PepperElf View Post
                              there's crazies in every political group who'd act the same way as the SCs.

                              If you omit the word 'political', your statement is still true.
                              I like things that go *bang!*

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