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    This customer called in because her monitor wasn't displaying anything and she was convinced our evil internet modem was causing this. She thought the modem wasn't working because the Standby button wasn't working. (The Standby button on Motorola modems is like the Hibernate function on a computer -and not something that should be on if you want the equipment to work correctly.) She wouldn't listen to my explanation of why that was a stupid idea so I had her remove the ethernet cord between the modem and computer to prove it wasn't being caused by our service. However, this was quite an ordeal.


    "How many cords are in the back of the modem?"
    "Two?"
    "...two?"
    "Yes, the one from the splitter and the one that goes into the computer."
    "There's not a power cord?" (I know I shouldn't have gone into this and just had her remove the ethernet cord, but I couldn't help it.
    "What would that be?"
    "It would be round, and plug into the electrical outlet."
    "Oh, yeah, that's there."
    "So, there are three cords in the back of the modem?"
    "Yeah, I guess."


    Counting is hard!
    Last edited by Anriana; 03-28-2009, 06:37 PM.

  • #2
    Two, three... ten... whatever. JUST FIX IT
    !
    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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    • #3
      ....can't help myself...

      "1...2...5!!"
      "3 sire.."
      "3!"
      It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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      • #4
        http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...edial_math.jpg

        Strangely applicable. If you don't have ad-block, may be NSFW.
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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        • #5
          Ugh...it annoys me when SC's think that all the problems with their computer is with their ISP or their equipment even after you've explained it to them a trillion times and and proved it to them.
          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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          • #6
            Quoth Sarlon View Post
            ....can't help myself...

            "1...2...5!!"
            "3 sire.."
            "3!"
            "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
            Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
            shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
            shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
            excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
            the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
            thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
            in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
            I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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