An April Fool Dreams of Revenge

[Evil Queen]

Why do people think it's ok to call someone a fool if they were born on April 1st? I mean, really. It's a stupid "holiday" anyway. I hate April Fools day with the passion a of thousand fiery suns. Would they call someone an asshole if they were born on national butt health day? lol

Every few years my birthday falls on Thanksgiving. Let me tell you, I just love all the "You're a turkey! durhurrhurr!"

The SO's birthday landed on Turkey Day this past year. As requested, we ignored the coincidence and decided to celebrate on a later date and forgot to celebrate his birthday.

I'm a bad girlfriend, I know. But I'm trying to find a way to make it up to him.

[Nyoibo]

Mmmmm....honey.

Mmmm....Kirsten Dunst.

I'll be in my bunk.

[ArcticChicken]

I'll be in my bunk.

Excuse me, I have to go dig out my Firefly DVDs now.

[Eric the Grey]

So yesterday was my birthday. Yes I know, 1st April is a HILARIOUS day to be born.

You are a member of the few and proud people born on April 1. You join the greatest woman in the world, my Grandmother who was also born April 1, rest her soul. I suspect this is the reason she could flay a man alive with her tongue when she deemed it necessary, and not even bat an eye or even seem to realize she was doing it.

You're in good company.

Excuse me. I have somewhere to be.

I'll be in my bunk.

'Ya know, that's the way I read it.


Eric the Grey

[Wembley]

Would they call someone an asshole if they were born on national butt health day?

Hey! The asshole is the most important part of any organization!

Want proof?

Just think of how miserable you feel when *yours* doesn't work right....

--Wembley

[mandaliz8704]

Hey! The asshole is the most important part of any organization!

Want proof?

Just think of how miserable you feel when *yours* doesn't work right....

--Wembley

Oh hell...

[draftermatt]

Would they call someone an asshole if they were born on national butt health day?

Gold!

My wife's birthday is March 18. Even though it's a day later she gets "St. Patrick's" birthday comments. I've never understood the need to point out the obvious.

My friend's wife is September 11, and she gets people apologizing that her birthday had to fall then.

She's 24 years old! It meant nothing bad then.

[Kogarashi]

My friend's wife is September 11, and she gets people apologizing that her birthday had to fall then.

She's 24 years old! It meant nothing bad then.

My 8th grade Social Studies teacher was born on December 7th, and got similar comments. (Pearl Harbor bombing.)