The Master (Part 1)

[Gabrielle Proctor]

I'm CERTAIN that, should I have turned around during my box bro time, I would've seen spinning and flashing lights akin to a Sailor Moon transformation as the seconds got eaten over and over.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Using pigs to dispose of bodies was also featured in Snatch.

And Deadwood. I can't count how many times Al Swearengeon(sp?) takes bodies over to the Chinese for disposal.

[XCashier]

And I'm afraid I can never see the term "The Master" without thinking of Manos: The Hands of Fate.

Between "The Master" and talk of the Time Travelers, I was thinking of Doctor Who!

[LingualMonkey]

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away.

The Master would be upset if his pizza was late.

(IIRC, doesn't Torgo deliver a pizza to Deep 13 at the end of that episode?)

[jerkface11]

Yup large pigs are quite dangerous. That is until converted to their natural state of bacon.

[SG15Z]

Between "The Master" and talk of the Time Travelers, I was thinking of Doctor Who!

Brilliant!

[RebeccaOTool]

Great intro post! Ants...lol. I'm very curious about your upcoming 'Haunted Cow' entry.

[friendofjimmyk]

Which is also why you don't want to have pigs as a pet...if you fall unconcious in your home...the pig is more likely to eat you than bark to warn the neighbors.

[Bronzebow]

You are now my favoritest person ever!

Greetings from a fellow S. Louisianian. Just out of curiosity what area are your from. You don't have to say if you don't want to, I understand.

I'm in Lafayette, but I was born and raised la cajun in Lafourche Parish. I only know a few (cuss) words of french, but my grandparents speak English as their second language.

It seems so odd to me how an area can change in its primary language in such a small number of generations. But I suppose that's an off topic rant for another time.

[Broomjockey]

I would like to point out, amongst all the jokes about using pigs to dispose of bodies, there is actually a Canadian serial killer, Robert Pickton, who did exactly that.

[Mango]

Awesome first post! I would have loved to see Ant Lady's reaction.

[calulu]

Bow, Who Dat! Another South Louisianian chiming in. Raised and reared in Nawlins. My great grandmother lived in Bayou Manchac and never did learn any English. Now no one in the family speaks Creole any longer. Amazing how quickly La Englaise killed the native tongue.

I want to hear about the haunted cow! I worked at a haunted place once but it wasn't any cow!

[Bradester]

The Master would be upset if his pizza was late.

(IIRC, doesn't Torgo deliver a pizza to Deep 13 at the end of that episode?)

He does! I do believe he was played by Mike Nelson.

[Gravekeeper]

+10 points for Sailor Moon reference with a follow up 5 point bonus to Gabrielle for the combo.

Though I'm mildly unsettled by the fact people in your area are so visually appealing that upon seeing a swine you briefly confused it with an unclothed local....

I would like to point out, amongst all the jokes about using pigs to dispose of bodies, there is actually a Canadian serial killer, Robert Pickton, who did exactly that.

At least you don't live near the psycho. ><

[Calud]

Nice post. Very well written and funneh.