I've just worked twenty days in a row without a day off (two jobs).
Coffee Job
Me: hello sir, How are you today?
Asshat on His phone: Grande latte!
Me: How are you?
Him:Grande latte!
Me: Thats nice, I asked you how you were doing today *smile*
Him
shocked look) Fine?
Me: (to co-worker) Grande Latte
Repeat this three times in the last four shifts.
Soap Job
So, we're pretty cool about giving out samples. Except for the tweenage kids who come in, hang out and NEVER buy anything but always want free samples of soap.
There is this boy, who comes in maybe three to five times a week. Now I'm only there two days a week, but my co-workers tell me he comes in almost every day. So This kid starts following me around the store just talking...and talking... about what movie he saw and how he was going to see a movie with his dad and how he got tea from teavana and on and on and on.
So he starts to ask me about the products, and if he needs face cleanser, and he keeps asking for samples. And I keep telling him, that he already had the one that I was going to give him (deodorant).
He starts to whine. Now this kid is eleven. He should know better. He starts saying he buys stuff here all the time. I'm done. I look at him and go "we've been nice and polite to you here, I've given you countless samples. And never once have to bought anything. Not once. So, until you come in, with a parent, and make a purchase, NO MORE SAMPLES.
I'm not sure if he's come in today, or not, but I doubt he'll buy anything. And i'd love to give his parents a piece of my mind for letting an eleven year old wander around the mall alone.
Coffee Job
Me: hello sir, How are you today?
Asshat on His phone: Grande latte!
Me: How are you?
Him:Grande latte!
Me: Thats nice, I asked you how you were doing today *smile*
Him

Me: (to co-worker) Grande Latte
Repeat this three times in the last four shifts.
Soap Job
So, we're pretty cool about giving out samples. Except for the tweenage kids who come in, hang out and NEVER buy anything but always want free samples of soap.
There is this boy, who comes in maybe three to five times a week. Now I'm only there two days a week, but my co-workers tell me he comes in almost every day. So This kid starts following me around the store just talking...and talking... about what movie he saw and how he was going to see a movie with his dad and how he got tea from teavana and on and on and on.
So he starts to ask me about the products, and if he needs face cleanser, and he keeps asking for samples. And I keep telling him, that he already had the one that I was going to give him (deodorant).
He starts to whine. Now this kid is eleven. He should know better. He starts saying he buys stuff here all the time. I'm done. I look at him and go "we've been nice and polite to you here, I've given you countless samples. And never once have to bought anything. Not once. So, until you come in, with a parent, and make a purchase, NO MORE SAMPLES.
I'm not sure if he's come in today, or not, but I doubt he'll buy anything. And i'd love to give his parents a piece of my mind for letting an eleven year old wander around the mall alone.
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