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  • Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot....

    So I know I said I'd normally do a weekly update, but this all came from last night alone and all fall under a common theme: shoplifters. I felt sorry for our security staff having to run around like headless chooks.

    That said, here we go!

    How stupid do you have to be?

    Upon rocking up, I wandered up to the cash office to store my laptop (my SM allows people to store their laptops either in cash office or in his office provided that you get there WELL before you start. Sometimes my bag tends to get moved from cash to managers and I OK it on the condition that they LET ME KNOW FIRST!) but nobody was there. Guess why I didn't go and ask the SM to put it in HIS office?

    When I walked past, all I could see were two police officers and a few people in there plus SM. Turns out that this group had attempted to walk out with about $300-$400 worth of shopping.

    I managed to hear most of it, especially when it got to the point where they were arrested and charged with theft. Unfortunately at that point the cash office girl rocked up and my fun was over. Oh, until I had to run BACK up to get hold of my lippy which I'd left in my bag. (I keep my change of clothes in a separate bag, that bag goes into my locker along with wallet, mobile, keys and lippy)

    To Be Advised

    There was another incident that happened before I got there, but I don't know all the details yet, will keep you advised. Basically, it was another shoplifting attempt by another group.

    The Beer That Went Flying

    I'll keep this one simple and relates to an oops of mine. Lady walks past me with what appears to be an empty freezer bag. It wasn't obviously bulging, but fortunately the nightfill manager noticed and off they go! turns out there was some beer smuggled in there. Made some nice party drinks afterwards (jokes)

    Friend Of The Ass

    So I've mentioned my story in one of the threads. Turns out that a coworker of mine is now friends with one of them. While I don't hate this coworker, I have been a little worried he'll do the same thing to her. I haven't exactly told her to go off and break the friendship up as it's her choice who she is friends with, but if he tries anything on her, he'll be getting both barrels...and this time I don't care if he's a State Emergency Services volunteer...

    The Doom Song

    So madness set in. As normal. Guess what was being sung that night?

    "Doom doom doomy doom doom doom." along with variants.

    Relating to the madness of it being the day before a public holiday.
    Last edited by fireheart; 04-12-2009, 12:40 PM.
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

  • #2
    What's a chook?

    You Aussies have some neat words for things.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      chook=chicken.

      Also for any future posts...sanga=sandwich, jumper=sweater or sweatshirt, brekkie=breakfast.
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        And Vegemite=yummy.
        If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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        • #5
          Sorry to add to the confusion here, but...lippy? The only thing I can think of is lipstick, but you know what happens when you assume...

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          • #6
            In this case I'd say it's lipstick, but it can also refer to someone mouthing off, we like our slang down here.
            If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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            • #7
              They use lippy here too, but it's a little old-fashioned.

              Perfect example: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=45604
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              • #8
                lippy = lipstick
                Seshat's self-help guide:
                1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                  And Vegemite=yummy.
                  Vegemite is spreadable fear. I have had a pantless Australian in my kitchen before first thing in the morning attempt to serve me that. Oh sweet Christ, the aroma alone. ><

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                  • #10
                    Vegemite is consecrated evil. And not the cute, fun, "hey, look, it's GK/Kara/*insert other screenname*" evil.

                    Bad evil.

                    Like... BAD. Evil.

                    *shudder*
                    Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                    • #11
                      Actually, lippy in my case refers to lipgloss. We're meant to keep makeup to a minimum at work so I usually stick with a little eyeshadow and a little lipgloss, but usually lippy is lipstick.

                      And Vegemite is consecrated evil eh?

                      *brandishes knife covered in vegemite and goes after Fenrus*
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                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #12
                        I haven't had vegemite but I have had Marmite, didn't care for it. Is vegemite just a stronger version of marmite, the same or what?
                        Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                        • #13
                          And I eat evil for breakfast, convenient for me.
                          If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                          • #14
                            Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                            When I walked past, all I could see were two police officers and a few people in there (they weren't Caucasian is all I'll say) plus SM.
                            And there was absolutely no need for you to say that. Please keep such comments that have no relevance to the story out of the story. Thank you.

                            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                            Vegemite is spreadable fear. I have had a pantless Australian in my kitchen before first thing in the morning attempt to serve me that. Oh sweet Christ, the aroma alone. ><
                            Of which...the Vegemite or the pantless Australian?
                            Last edited by Broomjockey; 04-14-2009, 06:56 PM. Reason: quote tag, but in future, report instead, ko?

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Jester View Post
                              Of which...the Vegemite or the pantless Australian?
                              No no, the Vegemite. She smelled quite pleasant. Though not wearing pants seems to be a running theme across every Australian I know. What is it with you people and pants? ><

                              I have 3 Australian friends and foolishly lent my couch to the above 1 whilst she was in Canada and I swear to god the pants come off the second they step in the door. They don't even mention it. Than they look at you like you're the strange one. -.-

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