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That's right. You. The one heaving that fucking overwhelmed, life-is-so-unfair sigh because I told you the bottle machines close at 8 and it's now 8:30. These machines have closed at 8 EVERY night since I started steam cleaning them every Saturday almost two years ago now. No, I'm not going to reopen them for five minutes and completely negate everything I JUST finished doing. Fuck you. Seriously. I clean these disgusting things so they work properly for you the rest of the week. Between when we open at 7 and when we close the machines and the bottle room at 8.
That was my only complaint for tonight. This was my last of an eight-day stretch. It hasn't been a fun week. Here are a few things that went on.
Six cards? Seriously?
Really now, is it TRULY necessary to split a $70 order onto five different credit cards and a debit card? Seriously? Why? I don't get it. You do this EVERY FUCKING TIME you're in the store! Every time! What? Do your cards have weird fucking limits that only allow you to use $30 tops on each one per purchase? Then do you just not want to anger the gods of your credit card to the point that you need to only put $8 on one? Or is it a per day thing? Tell me, I would love to fucking understand what goes on in your screwy head.
Yes. I know cranberries are good for your bladder.
But do you really have to declare that every time you get a cranberry muffin? And do you really have to ramble on about how you got a bladder infection once and your doctor told you to eat cranberries, so you started eating muffins? And do we really need to hear about how your sister shops here, too, but you're glad you don't see her because she's such a raging bitch? I get that you two have issues, but seriously. I don't have to hear about it every day purely because you can't get friends of your own.
No, I'm not honoring that coupon.
Sorry, but when you hand one of my cashiers an expired coupon saying it was attached to the item it goes to, they aren't going to accept it and I'm going to back that decision. I don't know if it was actually on there or if you had it from a previous time and just now thought to use it. We don't get reimbursed for it and since I couldn't find another of that item with the coupon attached, you're shit outta luck. I don't care if you decide not to buy the item "based on principle." Good for you. I base my decisions on the fact that if I authorize that and we don't get reimbursed for it, it's my ass, not yours.
Could you actually do something yourself for once, please?
This is about a coworker. Honestly! You're doing absolutely nothing while I'm bagging a huge order. Why must you then turn to ME and ask me if I'll go take care of the people waiting at the bottle room when the order you're bagging will be done faster? Why? Is it so difficult to actually do something yourself for once? I'm sorry, but you are no longer my superior, but are at the same level. Deal with it and fuck off. You can't nitpick at me for every little thing. You can't do it to the other shiftleaders, don't expect to pull that shit with me any more. The best part is: since everyone ignores your nitpicking, they'll ignore pretty much everything I say to you as long as I say it without disrupting the customers. Sucks to be you now, doesn't it?
/rant.
There was a lot more, but I honestly can't remember them all. Those are the ones that really stood out. I'm kinda too tired to pull them all back either way.
That was my only complaint for tonight. This was my last of an eight-day stretch. It hasn't been a fun week. Here are a few things that went on.
Six cards? Seriously?
Really now, is it TRULY necessary to split a $70 order onto five different credit cards and a debit card? Seriously? Why? I don't get it. You do this EVERY FUCKING TIME you're in the store! Every time! What? Do your cards have weird fucking limits that only allow you to use $30 tops on each one per purchase? Then do you just not want to anger the gods of your credit card to the point that you need to only put $8 on one? Or is it a per day thing? Tell me, I would love to fucking understand what goes on in your screwy head.
Yes. I know cranberries are good for your bladder.
But do you really have to declare that every time you get a cranberry muffin? And do you really have to ramble on about how you got a bladder infection once and your doctor told you to eat cranberries, so you started eating muffins? And do we really need to hear about how your sister shops here, too, but you're glad you don't see her because she's such a raging bitch? I get that you two have issues, but seriously. I don't have to hear about it every day purely because you can't get friends of your own.
No, I'm not honoring that coupon.
Sorry, but when you hand one of my cashiers an expired coupon saying it was attached to the item it goes to, they aren't going to accept it and I'm going to back that decision. I don't know if it was actually on there or if you had it from a previous time and just now thought to use it. We don't get reimbursed for it and since I couldn't find another of that item with the coupon attached, you're shit outta luck. I don't care if you decide not to buy the item "based on principle." Good for you. I base my decisions on the fact that if I authorize that and we don't get reimbursed for it, it's my ass, not yours.
Could you actually do something yourself for once, please?
This is about a coworker. Honestly! You're doing absolutely nothing while I'm bagging a huge order. Why must you then turn to ME and ask me if I'll go take care of the people waiting at the bottle room when the order you're bagging will be done faster? Why? Is it so difficult to actually do something yourself for once? I'm sorry, but you are no longer my superior, but are at the same level. Deal with it and fuck off. You can't nitpick at me for every little thing. You can't do it to the other shiftleaders, don't expect to pull that shit with me any more. The best part is: since everyone ignores your nitpicking, they'll ignore pretty much everything I say to you as long as I say it without disrupting the customers. Sucks to be you now, doesn't it?
/rant.
There was a lot more, but I honestly can't remember them all. Those are the ones that really stood out. I'm kinda too tired to pull them all back either way.