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One guy seemed to thinks so at least.
This happened at about 1:30 this morning. This drunk guy (DG) walks into the lobby.
DG: Do you have a bottle opener?
Me: I'm sorry we do not. (Lie, but I could tell he's opened enough bottles.)
DG: Then can I buy some beer from you guys?
Me: We don't sell any alcohol here.
DG: Do you know where I can get some?
I give him directions to the 7-Eleven that's close to us. He's back about 10 minutes later.
DG (Tries to hand me a $50)
Me: What's this for?
DG: I'd like to buy some beer.
Me: I'm sorry we don't sell beer. Weren't you able to find the 7-Eleven?
DG: Yes, but they wouldn't sell me any.
(Gee there's a surprise)
DG then heads over to the couch in the lobby. I go up net to him.
Me: You have two choices. You can either rent a room here or you can leave.
DG does leave and leaves me alone for the night.
Cookie for the topic title reference.
This happened at about 1:30 this morning. This drunk guy (DG) walks into the lobby.
DG: Do you have a bottle opener?
Me: I'm sorry we do not. (Lie, but I could tell he's opened enough bottles.)
DG: Then can I buy some beer from you guys?
Me: We don't sell any alcohol here.
DG: Do you know where I can get some?
I give him directions to the 7-Eleven that's close to us. He's back about 10 minutes later.
DG (Tries to hand me a $50)
Me: What's this for?
DG: I'd like to buy some beer.
Me: I'm sorry we don't sell beer. Weren't you able to find the 7-Eleven?
DG: Yes, but they wouldn't sell me any.
(Gee there's a surprise)DG then heads over to the couch in the lobby. I go up net to him.
Me: You have two choices. You can either rent a room here or you can leave.
DG does leave and leaves me alone for the night.
Cookie for the topic title reference.
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