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Learn how to count(language)
And I thought that since today it was Easter people would be nice...
So I ran up this guys purchase. The total came up to 20.76 or something similar. He had given me the money and then decided that he excatly .76 cents. So far not sucky just annoying. He hands me the change. I look at to count it and I don't see all of it there.
Me:
SC: Stupid asshole
Me: .66? Looks like we're missing a dime.
SC: It's there learn how to count.
Note: It was there but underneath a quarter. He gave me 2 quarters, 2 dimes, 1 nickel and a penny.
Me: *moves the change around* Oh there it is. And no I don't.
Sc: Yes you do. How will you ever learn how?
Me:
I've been doing this for 3 years I don't need to learn how.
I give him his change and head towards my Awesome manager who is nearby giving her a look of "omg what an asshole"
He mumbles something as he's walking by
Me: HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!
SC: *thinking that he could out do me* HAVE A HAPPY EASTER!
Me: *i don't think so. I'm getting the last word* YOU TOO!!!
Awesome manager: Oh my god that was great
To the asshole:
Thank so much for saying that I have no intelligence what so ever. Because you know that I wouldn't have been able to graduate form high school if I couldn't count. I also would've have been able to stay at this job dealing with assholes like you. You know what? I probably graduated with a higher grade in math then you could even hope to get. Also can you say that you can convert binary, hexadecimal, and decimal numbers starting from one of those types of numbers and then go back to it again? Yeah that's what I thought.
So fuck you egotestical pig.
God that felt good.
So I ran up this guys purchase. The total came up to 20.76 or something similar. He had given me the money and then decided that he excatly .76 cents. So far not sucky just annoying. He hands me the change. I look at to count it and I don't see all of it there.
Me:
SC: Stupid asshole
Me: .66? Looks like we're missing a dime.
SC: It's there learn how to count.
Note: It was there but underneath a quarter. He gave me 2 quarters, 2 dimes, 1 nickel and a penny.
Me: *moves the change around* Oh there it is. And no I don't.
Sc: Yes you do. How will you ever learn how?
Me:
I've been doing this for 3 years I don't need to learn how.I give him his change and head towards my Awesome manager who is nearby giving her a look of "omg what an asshole"
He mumbles something as he's walking by
Me: HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!
SC: *thinking that he could out do me* HAVE A HAPPY EASTER!
Me: *i don't think so. I'm getting the last word* YOU TOO!!!
Awesome manager: Oh my god that was great
To the asshole:
Thank so much for saying that I have no intelligence what so ever. Because you know that I wouldn't have been able to graduate form high school if I couldn't count. I also would've have been able to stay at this job dealing with assholes like you. You know what? I probably graduated with a higher grade in math then you could even hope to get. Also can you say that you can convert binary, hexadecimal, and decimal numbers starting from one of those types of numbers and then go back to it again? Yeah that's what I thought.
So fuck you egotestical pig.
God that felt good.
